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Obama

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Barak Obama is having trouble sleeping one night, thinking about the worlds economic problems, the middle east and the war on terror, so he decides to take a walk around the White House portrait gallery.



He stops in front of Washingtons portrait, "George," he says, "You were the founding father of our nation, how best can I help our country in these troubling times?"



A grey mist issues forth from the painting and coalesces into Washingtons face, a voice says "Barak, go to congress."



A little more than shook up he continues.



He stops at Jeffersons portrait, "Tom," he says, "You were a great statesman, how can I best help our country in these troubling times?"



Again a mist ensues and a voice says, "Barak, go to the people."



Slightly less shook up he continued to Lincolns portrait, "Abe," he says, "You did more than anyone to mould our country into what it is today, how best can I help our country in these troubling times?"



More mist and a voice says, "Barak, go to the theatre."
 

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