Obama - the Fly Murderer

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#3
OH no!! It wasn`t Speckled Jim, the plump breasted fly was it?
 
#6
More proof that President Barry is in fact Beelzebub.
 
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dennis10

Guest
#7
The man can do no wrong. I saw the footage on the news yesterday and the news reader was smiling and all happy. The man hit an innocent fly ffs, then enocuraged the camera man to film the fly in its last moments (he didn't even kill it straight away) and is treated like a fecking hero. He's a cnut. Anyone else kills a fly and their evil, but Jesus H Obama does it and its amazing. This Obama mania ballsh1t is doing my head in.


(PS- It was quite impressive though)
 
#10
The Fly would've swatted Bush! I don't agree with all of Obama's polciies, but its only a p0xy fly! If I were president, I'd tell them to shove their humane flytrap up their a$$-I'd be so right wing I'd've lost PETA's vote already anyway probably...
 
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dennis10 said:
The man can do no wrong. I saw the footage on the news yesterday and the news reader was smiling and all happy. The man hit an innocent fly ffs, then enocuraged the camera man to film the fly in its last moments (he didn't even kill it straight away) and is treated like a fecking hero. He's a cnut. Anyone else kills a fly and their evil, but Jesus H Obama does it and its amazing. This Obama mania ballsh1t is doing my head in.


(PS- It was quite impressive though)
This has just reminded me of an American former work colleague, he was a Navy Clearance Diver/SEAL and had 3 tours of the 'Nam' under his belt, he was also unfortunate to be small enough in height to be 'volunteered' as a Tunnel Rat... so the following should be considered 'normal' 8O

He had 'heard' a story from one of his oppo's who explained the pleasure he used to get while taking a bath and having his bell end poking out like a small Island... he would take 1 x Large Fly and pull its' wings off and place said wingless fly on Bell End Island! the poor little fella would have nowhere to go but would scurry around Bell End Island in it's desperate search for a miniature rowing boat to make it's escape! "On a Par with a Blow Job" he explained!!! Strange But Very True! :lol:
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#12
"Get out of here," the President told the insect, before he smacked it dead to applause from onlookers.

Obama then turned to his interviewer and added: "That was pretty impressive, wasn't it? I got the sucker."
This, from a man running a world dominating 1st world nation. Swatting a fly is impressive sh!t. Riiiiight.

If he'd managed to catch it by the face, and then give it the 'Mandelson' treatment (to orgasmic completion) using a toothpick that he happened to find in his jacket, then, and only then would I be impressed enough to burst into a round of applause.

That of course would also make the PETA lunatics happier, but the lawmakers unhappy . . . or is it only bestiality if HE gets involved or if it's an animal, not an insect 8O
 
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Biped said:
"Get out of here," the President told the insect, before he smacked it dead to applause from onlookers.

Obama then turned to his interviewer and added: "That was pretty impressive, wasn't it? I got the sucker."
This, from a man running a world dominating 1st world nation. Swatting a fly is impressive sh!t. Riiiiight.

If he'd managed to catch it by the face, and then give it the 'Mandelson' treatment (to orgasmic completion) using a toothpick that he happened to find in his jacket, then, and only then would I be impressed enough to burst into a round of applause.
I'd agree with you if I hadn't spent the last 45 minutes trying to kill a particularly sinister looking bluebottle from stealing my lunch.
 

Alsacien

MIA
Moderator
#14
DeltaDog said:
Biped said:
"Get out of here," the President told the insect, before he smacked it dead to applause from onlookers.

Obama then turned to his interviewer and added: "That was pretty impressive, wasn't it? I got the sucker."
This, from a man running a world dominating 1st world nation. Swatting a fly is impressive sh!t. Riiiiight.

If he'd managed to catch it by the face, and then give it the 'Mandelson' treatment (to orgasmic completion) using a toothpick that he happened to find in his jacket, then, and only then would I be impressed enough to burst into a round of applause.
I'd agree with you if I hadn't spent the last 45 minutes trying to kill a particularly sinister looking bluebottle from stealing my lunch.
Use chopsticks - or face Biped's accusation that you are a potentially unbalanced dictator with a low achievement threshold :D
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#15
YEAH! Call yourself a President dooyah? Well? Dooyah punk?

Let's see you swat this!








Here's one I 'Mandelson'd' earlier.

 
#16
What disgusts me is he left the dead fly littering the studio floor. Dirty s0d. Littering like that is what encourages swine flu and everything.

Biped, is that John Major featuring in your dramatic photo?
 
#17
Biped said:
YEAH! Call yourself a President dooyah? Well? Dooyah punk?

Let's see you swat this!








Here's one I 'Mandelson'd' earlier.

That's an impressive collection of bum grapes on that fly!!

How the f*ck could the anyone swatting a fly become newsworthy FFS adn the PETA protest has to be a windup . :roll:
 
#18
How the f*ck could the anyone swatting a fly become newsworthy FFS adn the PETA protest has to be a windup . :roll:
Unfortunately not, PETA are a bunch of self-serving cnuts who hang on the coat-tails of anyone famous enough to gain them publicity :x
 
#19
Gundulph said:
dennis10 said:
The man can do no wrong. I saw the footage on the news yesterday and the news reader was smiling and all happy. The man hit an innocent fly ffs, then enocuraged the camera man to film the fly in its last moments (he didn't even kill it straight away) and is treated like a fecking hero. He's a cnut. Anyone else kills a fly and their evil, but Jesus H Obama does it and its amazing. This Obama mania ballsh1t is doing my head in.


(PS- It was quite impressive though)
This has just reminded me of an American former work colleague, he was a Navy Clearance Diver/SEAL and had 3 tours of the 'Nam' under his belt, he was also unfortunate to be small enough in height to be 'volunteered' as a Tunnel Rat... so the following should be considered 'normal' 8O

He had 'heard' a story from one of his oppo's who explained the pleasure he used to get while taking a bath and having his bell end poking out like a small Island... he would take 1 x Large Fly and pull its' wings off and place said wingless fly on Bell End Island! the poor little fella would have nowhere to go but would scurry around Bell End Island in it's desperate search for a miniature rowing boat to make it's escape! "On a Par with a Blow Job" he explained!!! Strange But Very True! :lol:
That's not a story you were told.
Come on, fess up, it was you wasn't it? You can tell us. :D

How did you avoid squashing the fly when pulling its wings off?
Just curious you see...
 

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