"I [name] swear by almighty God that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the second, her heirs and successors and that I will, as in duty bound, honestly and faithfully defend Her Majesty, her heirs and successors, in person, crown and dignity against all enemies, and will observe and obey all orders of Her Majesty, her heirs and successors and of the generals/air officers [depending on Service] and other officers set over me."
No it's " Sir i am 2482**** Sig (insert name) charged under section (insert offence) of the army act 1955 and awarded 28 days detention by the commanding officer (insert Unit), i have no requests or complaints, Sir.
I did try the drinking one once, still got 28 days, even tried arguing that i was drunk and couldn't be held responsible, i reckon if i hadn't gone down that route i'd have got 14 And always double bagged it at the Rose garden!
DISOBEDIENCE TO STANDING ORDERS CONTRARY TO SECTION 36(1) OF THE ARMY ACT 1955
In that he
At Belize City on an unknown date did contravene British Forces Belize Routine Order Number 0101 by frequenting the dance floor in Raoul's Rose Garden and making the beast with two backs with a young lady of negotiable virtue, an order which was known to him or which he might reasonably be expected to know.