O Merde!!, Mon telephone portable

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by DavidBOC, Oct 28, 2008.

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    If the suction is that strong what would happen if one was to flush while seated snugly on the bowl? There go your intestines, liver and spleen!!

    The article did not mention if he ever got his phone back.
  2. Does anyone have his number?
  3. Sounds like he's in the shit
  4. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    I'm surprised things like this don't happen more often, what with the way some Darwin Award candidates' walking around with them glued to their faces and completely oblivious to anything and everything around them.