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Nuturing

#12
If we're talking neutering.

A craft knife and some second hand cooking oil ( to keep costs down )

If we're talking nurturing ( mentoring )

A craft knife and some second hand cooking oil - but be a little more free and easy with the craft knife.
 
#16
Take her to The Traf.

She'll either lose weight, gain weight, have a fight with some other fat girls or get found on Monday morning in a skip.

Entertainment each way.
 
#17
In todays climate when good jobs are rare and good men are being made redundant why are you even bothering with the fucking lazy bitch. Tell her to shape up or fuck off

Unless, of course, you are hoping to get inside her knickers?
 
#19
In todays climate when good jobs are rare and good men are being made redundant why are you even bothering with the fucking lazy bitch. Tell her to shape up or fuck off

Unless, of course, you are hoping to get inside her knickers?
By the sound of her you would probably be one of several people that could fit inside her knickers simultaneously.
 

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