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  1. How do I nuture a female candidate who's run time for 2.4 km (mile and a half) is 18 minutes? I look forward to some ARRSE advice
  2. 18 minutes?

    Tell her there's a van fan of pies, pasties, cakes, and doughnuts waiting for her.
  3. Play the part of Hansel, with her as Gretal, and using doughnuts instead of bread.
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  4. How fat is she?
  5. Sorry I thought you said neutering...
  6. Which one is it?

  7. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    1 mans nuturing is another mans grooming.
  8. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    Then get one man to feed her and another to brush her hair. I'm assuming there's plenty of room.
  9. Put laxatives in her Greggs pasty and 2.4KM's away from the nearest fact you may not need the laxatives.
  10. Punch the lazy fat sweaty cunt.

    Or, if she's TA, damage her eyesight, promote her and register her on ARRSE with the username MSR.
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  11. If we're talking neutering.

    A craft knife and some second hand cooking oil ( to keep costs down )

    If we're talking nurturing ( mentoring )

    A craft knife and some second hand cooking oil - but be a little more free and easy with the craft knife.
  12. some good answers!! she's not fat just fucking lazy and thinks its her right to join the Army (not on my watch)!
  13. ...........................Ha ha ha ha!

    18 minutes?

    You can actually walk it in that time!

    I'll bet she's one of those Obese RLC women I see in Aldershot Tesco's on a very regular basis.
  14. Oh, I see, she's not in yet!

    Take her to Aldershot. The RLC are recruiting Whales & Hippo's right now!