Nutters Say World Will End on 21 May 2011

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According to this lot, the world will end on the 21st of May 2011. Bugger! That blows my week-end. :-( I was going to see "Thor" this week-end too.

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Some say May 21 could be the end of the world as we know it (and some feel fine)
By Danielle Hyams
hyams.2@osu.edu
Published: Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Updated: Wednesday, May 18, 2011 20:05
Some people around the world are preparing for what they say will be the end of time. These people are quitting their jobs, liquidating their assets, saying their final goodbyes and spreading the word: Judgment Day is Saturday.
The Judgment Day movement is being spearheaded by Harold Camping and his organization, Family Radio. Camping, who is 89 years old, is a former civil engineer turned religious figure who predicts the end of the world based on a numerical analysis of the Bible. He previously predicted that the world might end in 1994.
Gunther von Harringa, who runs Bible Ministries International, which produces content for Family Radio, describes the horror that he says will engulf the world this Saturday as God punishing man for all their sins.
"God will open up all the graves around the world," Harringa said. "The entire surface of the earth will be littered with the decay of the people that died."
 
#2
I sure hope so, my wife's birthday is on that day. Sounds like a reasonable excuse for not having an 'adequate' gift or forgetting about the b'day altogether. No last shag for me then though I reckon...
 
#4
They can send all their spare dosh this way.

I'll refund it if they're right.

Please make cheques out to:

Dr Pangloss,
Paradise Gardens
Wetwang
 
#5
Huzza! Aim for the heads I've waited ages for zombie poppin day.
 
#7
"God will open up all the graves around the world," Harringa said. "The entire surface of the earth will be littered with the decay of the people that died."[/FONT]
remind me not to go to mcdonalds after the 21st
 
#8
They can send all their spare dosh this way.

I'll refund it if they're right.

Please make cheques out to:

Dr Pangloss,
Paradise Gardens
Wetwang
Isn't that a medical condition?
 
#9
I was going to sit down with the bills and my chequebook and pay bills. Might as well wait until the 22nd I guess.
 
#10
Right,the World ends when i say so, not before.
 

TheIronDuke

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#12
"God will open up all the graves around the world," Harringa said. "The entire surface of the earth will be littered with the decay of the people that died."
And one assumes, the gold, jewels and trinkets they were buried with? Set my alarm for 03.30 Saturday Olga, would you? And do we still have that DNA suit from the last time I got nicked?
 
#14
I think it will as it happens. But there again, I am 'brain-dead' and a 'grief whore'.

We shall see.

If it does happen, and the world does end, I point the finger of blame directly at:

THE FAILED OAF GORDON BROWN and

THE EUROPEAN SOVIET UNION.

I have forgotten one miscreant, but someone may remind me.

PS: I must go now and pay all my bills and credit card balances and bring all my subscriptions up to date.
 
#15
QUALITY! That'll save me a fecking fortune on posh scoff, flowers and presents for my wedding anniversary. Me missus has already bought mine, the Mug!!
 
#16
So the organisation got it wrong in 94, but survived, wonder what Plan B they've got if this years prediction goes awry. Do the membership get their subs refunded? Or will we be reading headlines about another cult mass-suicide in the headlines on the 22?

No bother, another lot of superstitious, sky pixie botherers off to meet their maker.
 
#17
I don't wish to appear all me, me, me about this but my car is due re-BFG on the 23rd, I'm considering letting it lapse now, is "....but I was told it was the end of the world on the 22nd" a reasonable excuse?
 
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#19
It's my brothers birthday on saturday and I have already informed him that there is no point in buying him anything as the end is nigh. convenient excuse :)

I hope it doesn't though, as I've just bought a new set of wheels and was waiting for this weekend to pass before taking it out for a proper sail... it's the northwest200 here this weekend and I hate driving whilst surrounded by nutters on bikes zipping in and out of traffic like there's no tomorrow...
 
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According to this lot, the world will end on the 21st of May 2011. Bugger! That blows my week-end. :-( I was going to see "Thor" this week-end too.

" + artTitle.replace("-","") + " - " + "The Lantern" + " - " + "Campus" + "


Some say May 21 could be the end of the world as we know it (and some feel fine)
By Danielle Hyams
hyams.2@osu.edu
Published: Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Updated: Wednesday, May 18, 2011 20:05
Some people around the world are preparing for what they say will be the end of time. These people are quitting their jobs, liquidating their assets, saying their final goodbyes and spreading the word: Judgment Day is Saturday.
The Judgment Day movement is being spearheaded by Harold Camping and his organization, Family Radio. Camping, who is 89 years old, is a former civil engineer turned religious figure who predicts the end of the world based on a numerical analysis of the Bible. He previously predicted that the world might end in 1994.
Gunther von Harringa, who runs Bible Ministries International, which produces content for Family Radio, describes the horror that he says will engulf the world this Saturday as God punishing man for all their sins.
"God will open up all the graves around the world," Harringa said. "The entire surface of the earth will be littered with the decay of the people that died."
Just as well the Jesus-Freaks got it wrong(again). Thor is a cracking movie, you'll enjoy it.:viking:
 

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