Nutter or What?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BanjoBill, Feb 4, 2011.

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  1. My company benefits from a degree of social networking. Every now an then on Twitter, some odd ball starts following us. Check this one out:

    Poetry For The Soul
     
  2. A friend of ours writes poetry.The sort that don't rhyme.It is apalling.But what am I supposed to say?
     
  3. The Worst Poem Ever Written ...

    A Tragedy by Theophile Marzials

    Death!
    Plop.
    The barges down in the river flop.
    Flop, plop,
    Above, beneath.
    From the slimy branches the grey drips drop...
    To the oozy waters, that lounge and flop...
    And my head shrieks - "Stop"
    And my heart shrieks - "Die."...
    Ugh! yet I knew - I knew
    If a woman is false can a friend by true?
    It was only a lie from beginning to end--
    My Devil - My "friend."...
    So what do I care,
    And my head is empty as air -
    I can do,
    I can dare
    (Plop, plop
    The barges flop
    Drip, drop.)
    I can dare, I can dare!
    And let myself all run away with my head
    And stop.
    Drop
    Dead.
    Plop, flop,
    Plop.

    New contender for world's worst poem | Books | guardian.co.uk
     
  4. jim24

    jim24 Book Reviewer

    Well it ain't me ,never again after the last time, f@ck cold nights in Belfast
     
  5. He's obviously been getting tips on rhyming from that cunt Dizzee Rascal.
     
  6. Yes BB, deffo barking mad.
     
  7. Aye, if he lived next to me I'd have to say to him:

    Do not talk to my daughter, do not smile at my daughter, do not look at my daughter, do not even think about my daughter.

    Have you met the wife.....
     
  8. One poem springs to mind...


    Binfantry


    Need I say more?
     
  9. Makes vogon poetry look like bloody Wordsworth.
     
  10. Yip, the Vogons are hereby relegated to the 4th worst poets in the universe? And Byron can continue to rest in peace.