Nuts!

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by AAGF, Nov 27, 2010.

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  1. Him: If you've got nuts on the wall, what do you have?

    Her: Dunno

    Him: Walnuts!

    Him: OK, if you have nuts on your chest, what do you have?

    Her: Ummmm Chestnuts?

    Him: Excellent! Now, if you have nuts on your chin, what have you got?

    Her: ???Chin Nuts ???

    Him: No - my cock in your mouth.