Nut store attacked by grey long-tailed feckers....

#1
I have just managed to return to Chez Litotes for the first time in several weeks. I have cut the grass, stacked a tonne of logs under cover, hacked some more of the hedge and built up a nice green bonfire ready for next door to start washing his car (except the wind is in the wrong direction but you get my drift...? :D

The Coxs and Bramleys are looking really nice and I will return to work laden with fruit. However, the planned replen of my nut store has been ambushed! There were over 200 walnuts on my tree a month ago and the little grey feckers with the long tails have had the lot.

Suggestions, please?

Litotes
 
#5
once you've blasted the little tree rats away there isn't going to be much left of the nuts (I'm guessing) so off you go and buy some more. (nuts that is, not squirrels)
 
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theoriginalphantom said:
once you've blasted the little tree rats away there isn't going to be much left of the nuts (I'm guessing) so off you go and buy some more. (nuts that is, not squirrels)
and there won't be much left of the tree either, so I will be forever buying nuts from that company! :D

Litotes
 
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