Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Nov 4, 2010.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    3 nurses at a morgue see a man laid on a slab with a hard on,
    the 1st nurse says, its to good not to use,
    she gets on and does the business,
    2nd nurse gets on does the same,they tell the 3rd nurse to get on,
    but she refuses,saying shes on her period,but they persuade her,
    afterwards the man sits up & the nurse apologizes,
    we thought you were dead,he says i was but after 2 jump starts & a blood transfusion
    i feel better than ive felt for years.