Nuns.

#9
How about the three Nuns that head off to Confession.
After they have taken turns in the Confessional, they start walking slowly up the aisle toward the Holy Water font.
Sister Maria turns to the other two and asks what penance Father O'Reilly had given them.
Sister Margaret replied, "Seeing as I had touched a man's penis, I must wash my hands with Holy Water and recite three Hail Mary's."
Sister Janice replied, "Seeing as I had taken a man's penis into my vagina, I must wash it with Holy Water and recite ten Hail Mary's."
"Ok then" replies Sister Maria, "I'm first. I have to gargle."
 
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#11
Continuing the trend for relatively harmless yet inevitably dull posts, I offer you;

The Seven Dwarfs were in a Catholic church. They were sitting near the rear
and as the priest was speaking, they whispered and giggled amongst
themselves, causing quite a disturbance. All of a sudden, Dopey stands up
and says, "Father, are there any midget nuns in the church ?" "No," said
the priest, "There are no midget nuns in the church." A little time passed
and the dwarfs were again whispering and giggling amongst themselves
causing quite a disturbance and noticeably angering the priest.

Soon, Dopey stands up again and asks, "Father, are there any midget nuns in
the city?"

"No, my son, there are no midget nuns in the city or in the church." says
the priest. Again the dwarfs resume their annoying giggling to the dismay
of the priest.

Once again, Dopey stands up and asks "Father, are there any midget nuns in
the county?"

"No, my son, there are no midget nuns in the county, in the city, and no
midget nuns in the church." exclaimed the priest, obviously upset.

The dwarfs continue their interference.

Dopey stands up and asks, "Father, are there any midget nuns in the country?"

The priest, totally angered, exclaims "No, my son, there are no midget nuns
in the church, in the city, in the county, no midget nuns in the country,
there are no midget nuns in the whole world!!! Now sit down!!!!!"

Soon afterwards, a chant can be heard from the rear of the church,

"Dopey fucked a penguin. Dopey fucked a penguin. Dopey fucked a penguin."
 

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