nuns

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Nov 9, 2011.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    a group of nuns were waiting to go into confession one morning, the first nun goes in and says " forgive me father for i have sinned" the priest says " confess your sins, my daughter" the nun says " I saw a mans penis" the priest says " wash your eyes with holy water and say 5 Hail Marys" the nun leaves the confession box and goes up to the font and washes her eyes. the next nun goes into the confession box and says " forgive me father for i have sinned" the priest says " confess your sins, my daughter" the nun says " I touched a mans penis" the priest says " wash your hands in holy water and say 10 Hail Marys" the nun leaves the confession box and goes up to the font and washes her hands. one of the other nuns tries to push her way to the front of the queue. the Mother Superior asks the nun what she is doing and the nun says " if I have to gargle with holy water, I want to do it before Sister Maria washes her arse in it"
     
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  2. How do you get a nun pregnant?
    Dress her up as an alter boy.
     
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