Carload of nuns, hit a truck at speed. They ended up at the Pearly gates. Ýou can't come in girls, unless your pure. We just happen to have a big bowl of holy water, in case any part of you happens to be impure,'said St Peter ,The first nun bowled up and washed her hands.'' Çome on in sister you're pure.' The next nun stepped up, stripped off, started splashing under her armpits, across her bosoms and between her legs. 'Gawd, I hopes she doesn't pee in there,' said the next nun in line, ''I've got to gargle that!