Nun vs vampire joke

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by radiorental, Dec 23, 2010.

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  1. Two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet.The nun who is driving says to the other, "Quick! Show him your cross."So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Get off our fucking car you stupid cunt."
     
  2. Ernie Wise says you owe him royalties from that one chief.

    That's unless Fatty Arbuckle gets in first.
     
  3. Made me laugh
     
  4. I'd pay to see Ernie Wise say cunt