How quickly can food go through you? Having partaken of a King Prawn Vindaloo, and several pints of Guinness at 2000 hrs yesterday, I was astonished to feel the urge to defeacate only 1 hour and 50 minutes later. After a largely stodgy and spice-free diet in the week, it was definitely the Vindaloo that reared its' ugly head at 2150 last night. Strangely enough, after 20 minutes of having my anal sleeve untucked, and imagining Bubba had paid a call, I felt fine, apart from a bit of ring-sting, which was sorted out with some hula-cooler cream(!). As I surveyed barely digested prawns in a black consomme, garnished with pilau rice, and my own colonic mucus, I wondered if this was some sort of record? Thoughts?