Nuke alert via text!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Dec 23, 2008.

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  1. I can think of a few.
     
  2. Warning! You are drunk. Do not phone up the wife and ask her to pick you up as you will pay for it in the long run.
     
  3. WARNING! YOU ARE DRUNK. STEP AWAY FROM THE FATBIRD!







    (not that it would deter me)
     
  4. Fcuk yeah, that is a must have text alert.
     
  5. You would not listen would ya......... :wink:
    Oh and BTW Dale is most definately not FAT :D
     
  6. I know....that's why I'd not shag her :)



    That and because she's a munter :wink:
     
  7. WARNING: THE EMPEROR MONG IS TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOU! DO NOT LISTEN!
     
  8. warnings by text...wouldn't really matter it'd take me six hours to get reception and by then it'd be too late....fukin Vodafone
     
  9. WARNING! YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO EXECUTE A DIFFICULT DRIVING MANOEUVRE! DO NOT ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE DISTRACTED IN ANY WAY!

    Certainly it should at least be send to Nova drivers.
     
  10. "U R Now A CSA Target!" - a gentle warning that your last bird is up the duff.
     
  11. "You're fcuked"

    Gets the message accross.

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    Just had an idea;

    Anyone know anyone from Plymouth? In around a weeks time send them a official-looking text saying that there's been an explosion...

    Do it to their landline AND their mobile ;-)
     
  12. terroratthepicnic

    terroratthepicnic LE Reviewer Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Runners

    LOOKS LIKE YOU WON'T NEED TO HAVE THE SNIP AFTER ALL!

    or

    HAHA, WE ARE TEXTING YOU FROM INDIA AS IT'S SAFER THAN WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW.
     
  13. chrisg46

    chrisg46 LE Book Reviewer

    WARNING, the WIFE IS ON THE WAY HOME, GET HER SISTER OUT NOW