Nuke alert via text!

#3
Warning! You are drunk. Do not phone up the wife and ask her to pick you up as you will pay for it in the long run.
 
#4
WARNING! YOU ARE DRUNK. STEP AWAY FROM THE FATBIRD!







(not that it would deter me)
 
#6
smudge67 said:
WARNING! YOU ARE DRUNK. STEP AWAY FROM THE FATBIRD!
(not that it would deter me)
You would not listen would ya......... :wink:
Oh and BTW Dale is most definately not FAT :D
 
#7
MrsDarthspud said:
smudge67 said:
WARNING! YOU ARE DRUNK. STEP AWAY FROM THE FATBIRD!
(not that it would deter me)
You would not listen would ya......... :wink:
Oh and BTW Dale is most definately not FAT :D
I know....that's why I'd not shag her :)



That and because she's a munter :wink:
 
#10
WARNING! YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO EXECUTE A DIFFICULT DRIVING MANOEUVRE! DO NOT ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE DISTRACTED IN ANY WAY!

Certainly it should at least be send to Nova drivers.
 
#12
"You're fcuked"

Gets the message accross.

___

Just had an idea;

Anyone know anyone from Plymouth? In around a weeks time send them a official-looking text saying that there's been an explosion...

Do it to their landline AND their mobile ;-)
 

terroratthepicnic

LE
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
#13
LOOKS LIKE YOU WON'T NEED TO HAVE THE SNIP AFTER ALL!

or

HAHA, WE ARE TEXTING YOU FROM INDIA AS IT'S SAFER THAN WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW.
 

chrisg46

LE
Book Reviewer
#14
WARNING, the WIFE IS ON THE WAY HOME, GET HER SISTER OUT NOW
 

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