Nuisance phonecalls & text messages

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by fingers_1661, Jun 12, 2009.

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  1. Those are Thailand numbers.

    You're not Gary Glitter are you?

    Edited to remove phone numbers.
  2. Look... Let's be honest here.

    My walls are paper thin. You can hear me type on my keyboard to Arrse.

    I can also hear you type on your uber fancy fone keypad...

    Couple of things;

    a) Turn the key tone volume down to zero.

    b) Get a fekkn job and pay me the rent you owe me, you cyber space waster!!!!!
  3. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    It's the ghost of Grasshopper trying to make contact from the other side!
  4. OMFG!!!

    "If you can snatch the iPod from my palm Glass-shoppa.."

    The chosen one has arisen/arrived/aviva...

    any insurance when yer about to snuff it eh?....
  5. Anyone get the Indian calle centres trying to give you a "free" mobile phone?
  6. Personally I think it's kinda nice when your holiday romances call you back to see how you are and to ask you for some advice with their homework!!
  7. Just best to amuse yourself with them if you have the time.
  8. Don't you just love it when Mrs Gupta phones up and says (imagine accent here) "Good af-ter-noon Mister Toad, my name is MELANIE".

    Melanie, my arrse!!!