Nude ARRSE calendar

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  1. It's that time of the year when I have to start buying tat for xmas gifts to people who I don't like. Is there a Nude calendar of all the ARRSE regulars that I can buy and foist on the people I detest? If not who would you recommend that should be in this calendar. I'm going to put myself down as Mr January cause I'll be well hung over and 2 stone heavier than I should be.
     
  2. 1) MDN (Obviously)
    2) FluffyBunny
    3) Artemis
    4) Smudge67
    5) DozyBint
    6) Ozduke...

    Actually, I've got a bit bored of this...
     
  3. Mr June for me
    Trust me I need the centre spread!!
     
  4. December for me, I always come last :oops: (or is that a good thing :? )
     
  5. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    April for me. The month of showers.

    And with me, the calendar would be in great demand.
     
  6. Febuary for me - the shortest!
     
  7. I'd better have January then. :oops: :cry: :oops:

    Of course the cold weather will help (me with excuses). :(
     
  8. September for me............longest brag brag ........ :jocolor:
     
  9. Ok I'll take October then with some strategically placed pumpkins :roll:
     
  10. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Do I get to carve them and make soup too?
     
  11. I'll be June....i was going to say April as the precious gem for April is a diamond and i fancy wearing a nice sparkly necklace, but its already taken, and anyway, the June gem is pearl....and i look even better with a pearl necklace!
     
  12. OH sorry! MS164 had it already! DAM.N Foiled! ah well....thats me out then!
     
  13. Never mind April showers... you need a cold one! :wink:
     
  14. I'll do March............ it's a Guards thing.
     
  15. We can share