Nucking Futter: Bloke with 86 wives!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BrunoNoMedals, Aug 8, 2008.

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  1. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    And 170+ kids!

    So even though he gets a ridiculous choice of blart when he gets the horn, he can still cure headaches when any try backing out!
  2. well thats alright then.
    edited to add

    He lives in with 86 'wives', sounds like an incredibly large knocking shop.
  3. I find one woman trying enough.....imagine the ear-bashing from 86!
  4. If they all go on the blob at the same time.....
  5. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    That really would be a red-running river :x
  6. No, it's not a bad idea.
    With one you have constant ear-bashing, with two it is stereo, with three then they have to argue amongst themselves for access to ears, with four then they are so busy competing for your ears and attention that you can relax. If one nags you a lot you pay attention to the sweet one, then they learn fast.

    I'm off down to the mosque............
  7. 170 kids, child benefit of £18.80 for first one, then £12.55 for each following one, equals £2,139.75 a week, plus rent free estate all of his own courtesy of the local council, tax credits and the cash earnings from putting a small army of those wives surplus to immediate requirements out to work at nights, I suppose this bloke will be landing at Heathrow any day now.
  8. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer