"NT" strikes yet again.

#1
well chaps, been out in afghan for a bit now & thought i would check up on what is happening on the corps forum, for a bit of morale you know.

walked into the welfare tent this morning & managed to get onto a computer straight away. typed in the web address & selected the sapper forum, the only one that really matters.

was about to log on to see if i had received are any abusive "pm's" & then i find it...........................................

still logged on to the computer i chose at random "Nightrained".

switch on fella, eh. :x :wink: :x :wink:

shame that there is no "slabbing" system online for him but i fear he may lose all his wages. :D :D :D :D

by the way i logged you out of the site "NT".
 
#2
LOL Knocker, I guess NT owes you a herffie Yellow handbag now!


Best of luck to both of you- I hope that you don't mind a Gunner interrupting!


After All, we know what Ubique really means! :lol:

Stay stay safe you two!
 

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#4
Loads of people used to do it on Telic
I'm sure some off them are still being chased for a couple of hundred grand for them Feraris they bought of E Bay when they forgot to log off :D

One of our lads knew a bit about computors and found some interesting pictures of wives/girlfriends etc
Very Nice one of a female aircrew person lovely underwear :wink:
 
#5
hey, somebody had to find it eh knocker....


...GET A GRIP 'NT' you websters *%$#$$# ....


and to both of you, good luck and keep your head down.....
 
#7
You could of actually used his log in to make him look like a complete C0CK with irrelevant and stupid posts........hang on he does that himself doesnt he :wink: Hopefully you can educate him on his recent racial posts Knocker, lump hammer should do the job.

Keep your heads down lads.
 
#9
Nightrained said:
How did you get out here though? STRE?
Probably on an Aircraft. :wink:

NT!! Always log off mate. S'like when you finish with a Landie, you take the keys out..same goes with the Site.. log off..extract the keys..
 
#10
Fatbadge said:
Nightrained said:
How did you get out here though? STRE?
Probably on an Aircraft. :wink:

NT!! Always log off mate. S'like when you finish with a Landie, you take the keys out..same goes with the Site.. log off..extract the keys..
Knocker is old school, he would of more than likely got sproggy sappers to carry him or even levetated........ do you still use the Tardis Knocker?

Another famous quote from NG, can you get him his own forumn yet lads.

Keep your nogger down lads, wont be seeing you in March now, off else where.
 
#11
I'm ripping my flashes off as I type this and constantly looking over my shoulder.

I'm guessing knocker didn't pay attention to the sign that said 40 commando were only allowed to use the internet today. I of course was furious with this decision and went on anyway.
 
#12
Im sure that you'll be fine should they catch you.
Just say 'Do you know just who I am?'


...just before lying and calling yourself 'Knocker from ARRSE'
 
#13
Nightrained said:
I fear it may not have been the only computer.

How did you get out here though? STRE?
Specialist Team Royal Engineers, NT.

not "special needs" like yourself. :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
 
#15
Holdfast said:
Keep your heads down lads.

Knocker PM on the way.
cheers & replied to.

NT how many have you logged on to :?: :?: :?: :?:

found another one this morning. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

switch on fella.
 
#16
Knocker, crate him for every occurence, at this rate, when you get back from tour, you should be able to get lagging for ages on NT.
 
#17
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
...walked into the welfare tent this morning..

What's all that about then?? The WRVS looks after you poor boys these days or what?? In the good old days it was blueys and booking your first telephone call to the missus 4 months in to a 6 month tour....
What is the world coming to? (Jesus I'm sounding like an old git now!)
 
#18
I have read this and I am disgusted about the complete lack of thought and effort knocker has put into writing posts, outing nightrained as a gay lord, with desires on his SSM and hope for a threesome with his OC.

The knocker I know would have, and he's definately not mellowing in his old age.

Have a safe trip mate and haste ye back.
 
#19
hurrahfortheRE said:
I have read this and I am disgusted about the complete lack of thought and effort knocker has put into writing posts, outing nightrained as a gay lord, with desires on his SSM and hope for a threesome with his OC.

The knocker I know would have, and he's definately not mellowing in his old age.

Have a safe trip mate and haste ye back.
Actually, I think youre onto something.

I reckon it's the other way round!

NT is playing a blinder, clearly he knows we all expect him to do things like that, so when he found out the truth that Knocker is an IT mong and cant log off properly, he has exploited that to the full, manipulating knocker's character to the extent that knocker now appears weak and scatty, as borne out in the manner HFCRE has mentioned...

Will the real knocker please stand up...

:D
 
#20
Knocker I thought you were old school, you should of used and abused NT's log in details by now and got him pming his love to Flashy and MDN or any other devo out there on ARRSE. Unless your saving him for yourself, Op tours do get a bit lonely at times. :wink:
 

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