NSFW: Good f**king advice

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by msr, Aug 27, 2011.

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  1. msr

    msr LE

  2. A trifle lacking in the variety of adjectives which detracts from the advice and so from the advisor.
     
  3. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    A bit fucking long for me
     
  4. $25?
    He can feckin feck off.
     
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  5. I fcuking read that fcuking piece of fcuking shit and now have fcuking lost precious fcuking minutes of my fcuking life...

    It didn't fcuking move me one fcuking iota.

    The fcuking author of that fcuing poster is fcuking obviously a fvuking fcuker.
     
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  6. 25 pound or $38 AUD for a fucking poster. I'm in the wrong fucking trade.
     
  7. Any cunt on here could do better than that shit.
     
  8. Not really it contains the phrase "use fucking spell check" that'd fuck 90% on here.
     
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  9. Not at all based on the Trainspotting poster is it?
     
  10. sounds more like advice for tourettes sufferers.
     
  11. Spellcheck's only good for typos anyway, it can't distinguish between correctly-spelled words used incorrectly. What would Churchill have said?
     
  12. There's your fucking poster.
     
  13. GET
    BACK
    TO
    WORK,
    YOU
    CUNT.



    That's the way to do it, brevity is the soul of wit, after all. Note punctuation.
     
  14. Now, that could go on a brew mug. methinks a business deal coming up.
     
  15. I was thinking of a poster on the back of the toilet door, at eye level when seated.