Now's the time to admit who is her 'admirer'........

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sallyanne09, Dec 11, 2011.

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  1. Only if I supply the barbed wire whip.
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  2. That Cuddles, he's a fucking card. Cyprus, my Arse... ;-) I must say though, he's been quite inspired naming a room in his cellar after a country.

    He won't be pleased to read this though, he likes them fat and ginger:

  3. Quote from the article: "She’s had a bashing quite a few times. Once a shampoo bottle was thrown and it hit her in the face."

    You know, if I had a heart I'm sure it would be bleeding right now.

    As things stand the only pain in my chest is from inhaling coffee whilst laughing myself silly.
  4. I reckon it's a piss take. The "admirer" will turn up on the day of her release and say "On second thoughts...."
  5. Is it too much to hope the admirer is actually a budding serial killer?
  6. Maybe Peter Sutcliffe got early release?