Now's the time to admit who is her 'admirer'........

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#6
That Cuddles, he's a fucking card. Cyprus, my Arse... ;-) I must say though, he's been quite inspired naming a room in his cellar after a country.

He won't be pleased to read this though, he likes them fat and ginger:

The mother has lost three stone while locked up and has changed her hair colour to avoid being recognised once freed.

 
#7
Quote from the article: "She’s had a bashing quite a few times. Once a shampoo bottle was thrown and it hit her in the face."

You know, if I had a heart I'm sure it would be bleeding right now.

As things stand the only pain in my chest is from inhaling coffee whilst laughing myself silly.
 
#9
Is it too much to hope the admirer is actually a budding serial killer?
 

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