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Unbelievable news about Sir J
Was there a point to your posting this thread?
Do not tarnish the name of Sir Jimmy of Saville.
He managed to do what most of us either did, wanted to do, or pretended to do.
"Eurgrhrugrhrugreurrrgggh... Big cigar, jingle jangle...jewelry jewelry....quadruple HEART by-pass OP-ER-AT-ION!...."
Bugger the 'SIR'
He worked darn t'pit, that makes 'im awreit in ma eees.
He got to finger a shed load of nubile 14 and 15 year old girls while smoking big cigars and drinking fine spirits.
You have to work hard and become a maths teacher or a cadet AI these days for that kind of lifestyle.
...and he fingered one of the Nolans too. Braver man than me, that's for sure.
My childhood fantasy has been destroyed...
I always imagined Sir Jim only fixed it to fuck small boys.
Was she in the mood for dancing..romancing..
A bit of a releif to find out that he was heterosexual then?
Meanwhile...Jarrod is despairing at 5000 wasted`wanks...
Edit: Quick question.. do people who have extensive knowledge of interior design and soft furnishings wank or..fist themselves? Or both?
Don't forget their Crystal Gayle remake which followed...... "Don't it make my brown eye sore....."
Now that was worth a chuckle.
"I'm a chutney farmer, lovely, lovely, lovely!"
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