Now the French want our sperm!

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by FunkyNewBlood, Jun 15, 2005.

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  1. Ladies and gentlemen of the ARRSE universe, I would like to take this moment to introduce you to Sperm Cube..

    Yes, an ingenious plan to create a huge vat of man love juice. 1000 litre cube no less. I ask you. Best of all, they want us to pay for having out little white recce troops rub together with other mens inferior spunk.

    Imagine falling in that..... uurgh :oops:
  2. If you wrang out Moodies mattress, you could fill that........twice!
  3. :lol: Brilliant!!!!
  4. Ok, I'm in but I'll willingly bet my shares that every spunk sample ends up artificially inseminating french lesbians in childless relationships
  5. In all the films i've seen, French lesbians are mighty fine ladies who I would happily inseminate. Skip lickers the lot of them.
  6. What a surprise in the land of cnuts there is a sperm shortage....verifies what everyone thought, France is filled with nutless barstewards
  7. It's a porno film supply that will last a good decade or so!
  8. since i was a proffessional sperm donor and tests has proven that i have a high quality sperm count , i would gladly donate mine as they will go forth and club the foreign sperms like baby seals to death ensuring no French sperm will survive ! :D
  9. Is that prominent on your QV/resume? :lol:
  10. There is enough shortage of sperm for people in the UK who want children and are unable to have them
    Charity begins at home
  11. I hear chavs are not in short supply :D
  12. I checked the link but i don't speak Coward so it's useless to me.

    However, this sounds like a good chance to breed the frogs out of existence!

  13. Come again :?: :?: :p
  14. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I have had the snip done, but I am quite willing to go through the motions.
  15. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    How rapidly ...?