Now thats what I call Dogshadmetea Volume 1!

Yes, it's the celebrated collection of the best Dogshadmetea quotes, found in any internet forum where the word 'police' or 'conspiracy' is mentioned.

Includes such memorable posts as,

"I was assaulted by 12 police and sat on by an Inspector"

and such homoerotic Freudian slips as,

"Put into context, we have Strong, Fit men, who like uniforms"

Included in the first issue is this superb, high quality tin foil hat.
It's guaranteed made of at least 95% foil, and can be adjusted into a number of fashionable head adornments, whilst keeping out the special 'mind rays' that the police use.

Buy volume 2 and you receive this feline foil hat, for the pet in your life,

Don't miss out on this once in a lifetime offer, get your hands on a copy before the mind control police take him away.

Available in all good shops now for £1.05, from K-tel International!
Let me guess. Volume 2 will cost me £7.99 but will come with a your very own IPCC complaint guide and one of these for the missus.


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