Now thats the sort of therapy I could take to.

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  1. Abdiel

    Abdiel War Hero

  2. Aleegee1698

    Aleegee1698 Guest

    I would, fuckin nympho slut sperm-receptible. Good one up the Tradesmens entrance, handcuffs, clothes-peg and then go snorkeling.

    Where was I? Oh yes, i do hope this fantastic lady can alieviate the pain and suffering of her needy patients.
  3. Rank Bajin

    Rank Bajin Swinger

    She needs to wash her feet. Mucky bint.

  4. techno-spastic

    techno-spastic RIP RIP

    Crikey! If she was talking to me about my problems like that, she wouldn't be the only one naked by the end of the session, and I wouldn't be the only needing therapy either...
  5. Aleegee1698

    Aleegee1698 Guest

    yeh I clocked that, hopefully the other extremities are not that minging, then again........
  6. Well, if the lady Therapist is going to peel down to skvvies bad bra, then peel them off in a proffesionallys eductive way..... Then, I as a client/patient should be able to peel off ma strides.... then peel back my fourskins....
  7. Is that available at Headley yet....?
  8. More to the point she needs to clean her floors. Her cupboards must be filthy.

    Still would (but I'd cut her too).
  9. Abdiel

    Abdiel War Hero

    Pehaps we could contact her asking her to work at Headley she'll go down a storm I'm sure.
  10. Miner

    Miner LE

    So thats $400 an hour for therapy, and $35 for a happy ending.

    I would. Christ, I'd even make up shit in life just to justify going.
  11. bald.paul.101

    bald.paul.101 Old-Salt

    Rank Bajin, if the first thing you noticed was her feet, you need a serious word with yourself.

    And most deffo would!!