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Now that had to hurt!

TheresaMay

ADC
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DirtyBAT
#3
I love the DM comments...

A dribbling 50 something housewife (that watches too much 'Loose Women') wrote about the 70 year old, "it just proves men never grow up"

How is that anything to do with maturity?

Ah Mr Smith, I see you've inserted a fork inside your urethra - how very childish of you sir.

Like a woman's never rammed a jam jar or wine bottle up her clunge and had a camera rolling in the background to capture the whole thing.

I wonder if this kind of deviancy has affected house prices in the Canberra area?
 
#5
"He then promptly admitted that he had inserted a piece of cutlery into his urethra in an attempt to pleasure himself."

I hope they sent him down to the shrink afterwards if he thought that was going to give him pleasure. Umbrella anyone?

 
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goatrutar

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#6
I love the DM comments...

A dribbling 50 something housewife (that watches too much 'Loose Women') wrote about the 70 year old, "it just proves men never grow up"

How is that anything to do with maturity?

Ah Mr Smith, I see you've inserted a fork inside your urethra - how very childish of you sir.

Like a woman's never rammed a jam jar or wine bottle up her clunge and had a camera rolling in the background to capture the whole thing.

I wonder if this kind of deviancy has affected house prices in the Canberra area?
The only people who live in Canberra are bogans and public servants. It's a city specifically built for that purpose.


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#7
Forking hell!!!
Still, he's a bit of an amateur inserting it handle first!
What a PRICK!
Wonder if that's how they got the name Gobbling Rods!
 

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