Now - if I was 30 years younger...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by 2404Motorman, Apr 12, 2007.

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  1. If I was 30 years younger, I wouldn't be born for another 2 years
  2. I'd be minus 4 8)

    As for the video, being terrified of heights would stop me 8O
  3. I'd be minus 13.... Egads, a minus teenager!

  4. fcuking nigs!!! :D :wink: :D
  5. I would be eight years old and staring at Mrs Hopkirks T1Ts.. She taught Math but in reality taught me how to lurve the "Older" women..mmmm the lady loves young stuff..
  6. i,d be the same age wedge,i remember coming across my old man,s porn stash and wondering! :?
  7. Waiting for the journo who knows nothing about Army speak to start a "Racism in the Army out of control" article when they see that.
  8. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    If I were 30 years younger I'd still have the sense to avoid this sort of activity.

    It was about that age, IIRC, that I discovered the effect fine wines and immeasurable charm have on women. ;-)
  9. no doubt some troll/walt will take offense to my squaddie slang and call me racist.don,t think journos would ever set foot on here and take pot shots at us after the infamous "ipswich thread"!i think her cred took a nose dive after that. :wink:
  10. I too remember coming across your old mans stash of porn and thinking "wheres Jibman gone?..and why is Mrs Hopkirk smashing her breasticles in my face"..... :D

  11. he had a big stash mind!! :D