Now even Top Gear could fall foul of Harman sexism law

#1
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1174669/Now-Top-Gear-fall-foul-Harman-sexism-law.html

If push comes to shove, may I suggest the following countermeasures

1) Have female presenters preferably model like presenters in bikinis or lingerie to complement the 3 musketeers!!

2) If race is a an issue, find the younger version of Naomi Campbell or Tyrese banks or Thandie Newton

3) If its which-way-to-swing topic then find some blonde haired tall leggy shops on both sides like the girl on girl action one sees in xxx movies

Cheers
 
#3
Sabine Schmitz would be a worthy choice of female presenter, she's been on before so knows what's involved, is a professional racing driver so knows cars and being German means her appointment will be good for Anglo-German relations!
 
#4
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State-funded organisations are being ordered to boost the proportion of female, black and gay staff to reflect the make-up of the UK population under plans unveiled by Labour's deputy leader Harriet Harman.
Black lezzers all over the place on TG until the Government Fooks off. Sorted ;)

Next!
 

Auld-Yin

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#6
Top Gear sexist?! Never :twisted:
 

Biped

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#7
REMEbrat said:
Sabine Schmitz would be a worthy choice of female presenter, she's been on before so knows what's involved, is a professional racing driver so knows cars and being German means her appointment will be good for Anglo-German relations!
Racist, sexist AND homophobic that episode was! Racist for flying the aeroplanes, sexist because it was men racing a lady, and homophobic because poofs don't like the program.
 

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#9
Just think if they had Hazel Blears on as a presentre. SWhat fun Jez and Co would have with her. I would give it 5 minutes and she would be crying her eyes out and running to 'Mummy Harman".

So come on - who is the best female presenter for Top Gear?
 
#10
Under her own regulations will The Party be obliged to choose a female as the next leader.

Could this be a cunning plan by the Hatperson? Even deranged lunatics can be devious you know!
 

Alsacien

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#11
Auld-Yin said:
Just think if they had Hazel Blears on as a presentre. SWhat fun Jez and Co would have with her. I would give it 5 minutes and she would be crying her eyes out and running to 'Mummy Harman".

So come on - who is the best female presenter for Top Gear?
Not Sabine - she is too busy doing the Jerry version "Hochster Gang?" in der Vaterland....
 
#13
Raven2008 said:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1174669/Now-Top-Gear-fall-foul-Harman-sexism-law.html

If push comes to shove, may I suggest the following countermeasures

1) Have female presenters preferably model like presenters in bikinis or lingerie to complement the 3 musketeers!!

2) If race is a an issue, find the younger version of Naomi Campbell or Tyrese banks or Thandie Newton

3) If its which-way-to-swing topic then find some blonde haired tall leggy shops on both sides like the girl on girl action one sees in xxx movies

Cheers
Classic Daily Mail. Note word "could" in headline. Sometimes you just have to stand back and enjoy the masters at work!
 
#14
Any thoughts on the first white lesbian one legged imam? Now come on Harman, that's a real challenge!
 
#15
Biped said:
REMEbrat said:
Sabine Schmitz would be a worthy choice of female presenter, she's been on before so knows what's involved, is a professional racing driver so knows cars and being German means her appointment will be good for Anglo-German relations!
Racist, sexist AND homophobic that episode was! Racist for flying the aeroplanes, sexist because it was men racing a lady, and homophobic because poofs don't like the program.
Absofuckinlootly and long may it stay so :)
 

the_boy_syrup

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#16
Biped said:
REMEbrat said:
Sabine Schmitz would be a worthy choice of female presenter, she's been on before so knows what's involved, is a professional racing driver so knows cars and being German means her appointment will be good for Anglo-German relations!
Racist, sexist AND homophobic that episode was! .
You make that sound like a bad thing
 
#17
Alsacien said:
Auld-Yin said:
Just think if they had Hazel Blears on as a presentre. SWhat fun Jez and Co would have with her. I would give it 5 minutes and she would be crying her eyes out and running to 'Mummy Harman".

So come on - who is the best female presenter for Top Gear?
Not Sabine - she is too busy doing the Jerry version "Hochster Gang?" in der Vaterland....
I will see your Sabine and raise you a Lina:

Lina van de Mars.... knows how to handle all kinds of spanners... apparently
 

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