Now even Top Gear could fall foul of Harman sexism law

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    If push comes to shove, may I suggest the following countermeasures

    1) Have female presenters preferably model like presenters in bikinis or lingerie to complement the 3 musketeers!!

    2) If race is a an issue, find the younger version of Naomi Campbell or Tyrese banks or Thandie Newton

    3) If its which-way-to-swing topic then find some blonde haired tall leggy shops on both sides like the girl on girl action one sees in xxx movies

  2. Oh for christ's sake.

    Equality CAN'T be enforced.
    if you have to enforce it then it's not bloody equality, is it.
  3. Sabine Schmitz would be a worthy choice of female presenter, she's been on before so knows what's involved, is a professional racing driver so knows cars and being German means her appointment will be good for Anglo-German relations!
  4. (cutnpaste)
    State-funded organisations are being ordered to boost the proportion of female, black and gay staff to reflect the make-up of the UK population under plans unveiled by Labour's deputy leader Harriet Harman.
    Black lezzers all over the place on TG until the Government Fooks off. Sorted ;)

  5. I expet they'll be applying the rationale to programmes such as loose women?
  6. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Top Gear sexist?! Never :twisted:
  7. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Racist, sexist AND homophobic that episode was! Racist for flying the aeroplanes, sexist because it was men racing a lady, and homophobic because poofs don't like the program.
  8. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Just think if they had Hazel Blears on as a presentre. SWhat fun Jez and Co would have with her. I would give it 5 minutes and she would be crying her eyes out and running to 'Mummy Harman".

    So come on - who is the best female presenter for Top Gear?
  9. Under her own regulations will The Party be obliged to choose a female as the next leader.

    Could this be a cunning plan by the Hatperson? Even deranged lunatics can be devious you know!
  10. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    Not Sabine - she is too busy doing the Jerry version "Hochster Gang?" in der Vaterland....
  11. Classic Daily Mail. Note word "could" in headline. Sometimes you just have to stand back and enjoy the masters at work!
  12. Any thoughts on the first white lesbian one legged imam? Now come on Harman, that's a real challenge!
  13. Absofuckinlootly and long may it stay so :)