Now doctors say its good to be fat

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    So 3-4 pints of good beer daily is only for good.
  2. That news will please the RAF then!
  3. What's the betting that the 'modestly' bit gets generally overlooked.

    We should cull all fat b*stards. Then there might be some cheezy-wotsits left for the rest of us.
  4. is this a bid for the US to say they are the fittest?
  5. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I've been saying this for years, yet you all scoff! Now Bigbird and I can come out of the closet.
  6. And lets face it chaps...we've got MUCH less chance of catching an STI! Even if we cop off, its rare for a man's genitals to be big enough to by-pass the upper thigh strangle hold!
  7. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Speak for yourself! A man's genitals never get near mine. Not even my own
  8. ofh lie and you know it! I've seen Russell Grants' posters all over your walls!
  9. Of course I scoff, I'm American. If scoffing (and breaking chairs ) were an Olympic sport I'd be flossing the gold right now. Thank God for this I have no reason to quit.
  10. Now doctors say it's good to be fat
    Thank christ for that fish and chips/curries and sticky buns for the rest of my life YIPEEEEE!!!
    and you can stick the sh*tty muesli and other dietry products where the sun does not shine
  11. And all of the women who post here.
  12. I knew these ******* wre wrong all along!!!!

    Pie anyone?
  13. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    no thx - i'd like to stay trim :p