Novel gift for the Other Half...ARRSE pants!

Goatman

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#1
( Formal request to Mods - this is dead serious, so any f'naar, f'narr comments kindly transport kicking and screaming to the thread started by The_Snail over in the Naafi Bar if you please. VMTs )

AHEM.....Roll up, roll up........gents, sort a pair of Arrse undies out for the little lady in your life ! ( or indeed for discreet outings in that natty little black number in your Bergen, whichever catches your fancy )


Ladies - these are all the rage on the Winter catwalks of Milan, Paris and...er... Beirut....as worn by...er. that nice Claudia WasserName-Justaddasprogg

As described in glowing detail by our very own consumer watchperson Madame 'Escargot AND as road-tested by .dolly (no, the running one not the RAF one) , these high quality garments are available EXCLUSIVELY to Arrse readers at the knock down, drag'em out guaranteed lowest discount price of

£11.99 a pair + £1.50 P&P.



ALL PROFITS FROM SALES TO SSAFA FORCES HELP.

Sizes Small (8-10) medium (10-12) large (12-14)
colours – white or pale blue with green print .

Delivery before Christmas. Paypal or cheque.

( also available as a thong rather than ‘boy shorts’ ) PM me your requirements

and lets rock & roll dangit !

I remain,Yr Obdt Servant ,

Don Cabra


(SSAFA Forces Help is a Registered Charity 210760 Est 1885 Home )
 
#2
If only my missus would look that good wearing them! :(
 
#5
Do they come in ... used?
 

Goatman

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EOD Matt - I refer the Honourable Member (and, my lords, I use the term advisedly) to the thread in The Badger's Arrse....No Sir, the apparel is unissued, brand spanking new.....may i take your order ?

Jarrod - if required I suspect a pair of manly boxers can be produced for the discerning bloke.PM me if gen requirement .

Moany-B - yes, I know .......the people who produce the Hanes ones only go to Size 16 - but can make enquiries if you are just too big around the Arrse to fit ( as a 40 chest I know Size 16 is a tad tight on me these days...sigh)
 
#7
As a lucky recipient of a pair of Goaty's pants... err... for trial and review for a cause as good as SSAFA I'm pleased to conclude as knickers go they're a hit.

My day-to-day underwear of choice isn't usually quite this 'substantial', however once on and warmed up I was pleasantly surprised at their comfort and lack of bulk. They're 95% cotton and 5% spandex with permits just enough 'give' when you need it.

I didn't run any distance in these so don't know how they'd stand up to that kind of abuse, but have worn them under suit trousers, a dress and jeans as well as lycra at the gym and as someone very particular about VPL I'm pleased to report these pants only display a minimal amount and remained comfy. At the risk of going into too much detail they have a double gusset (a fine word) which is of a useful and comfortable width. Size wise I have a Medium, which is fine with a little bit of room.

They launder well and unless you're one of those weirdos who irons their grundies the printed ARRSE logo isn't a problem, neither is it a problem with where it's sited.

The bottom line is they're pretty good whatever preference the lady(ies) in your life has in the underwear department. I certainly wouldn't mind finding a pair of these in my stocking at Christmas.
 

Joker62

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They'd need to be substantial to get around you my dear.
I take it that you've never met .Dolly, Jarrod, she's nowhere near as big as the Dolly you have met.
 
#12
I also have a pair of them. The boy shorts version, because I look like a boy.

They are well comfy, and don't ride up your minky or ricker, which is always a good thing.

Well worth a purchase.
 

Goatman

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#13
Thanks ladies for the ringing endorsement. I am pleased to report first order now recvd - roll up, roll up, ladies and gents - get them, while they're hot.... :judge:

( and Jarrod - straight face on - if you think there is mileage in blokey boxer shorts (sand ?) with the Arrse logo let me know and I will inwestigate.....and our .dolly has a smaller arris than many on here on account of being a mad Running Imp who will be tracking round the Great South Run this Sunday if you want to come along and show her your well-thumbed support ?)

...and now if Modom will briefly state her requirements I will cause the stockroom apprentice to scamper down to the General Post Office at once ?

£11.99 a pair + £1.50 P&P.

ALL PROFITS FROM SALES TO SSAFA FORCES HELP.

Sizes Small (8-10) medium (10-12) large (12-14)
colours – white

OR

pale blue with green print .

Delivery before Christmas. Paypal or cheque.

PM me your requirements
 

Goatman

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<< BUMP >>

Roll up roll up......buy the little lady in your life something to go with that wicked twinkle in your eye she loves so much.....the fabulous 'Seen your Arrse? ' hot pants.....sizes currently in stock SMALL (8-10 ) and MEDIUM (12 -14 )

I would post a current picture but all the ladies on arrse who are the proud owners are too shy....



STOP PRESS as not worn by that Aussie bird off 'Im a Celeb - where's my cheque?', the delicious Flavia from 'Strictly' and.... er...The Choir's Gareth Malone and all the Soldiers Wives on their Christmas smash hit single .

Going like hot cakes - order now in time for Christmas delivery...I have 6 pairs left in stock but can re-order as required.

ALL proceeds to SSAFA Forces Help.

PM me for details,


G'wan,g'wan,GO ON ! You know you want to !

Goats
 

Goatman

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#17
And what about for the more fuller Army wife;).
Delighted to accommodate the more well-endowed ladies Sir...perhaps you would be good enough to PM with yr requirements...alternatively post a pic of Mrs FinnishArrrse's arrse on this thread so that we may gauge the ...um...scale of the requirement ? :thumright:
 
#19
<< BUMP >>
I would post a current picture but all the ladies on arrse who are the proud owners are too shy....


STOP PRESS as not worn by that Aussie bird off 'Im a Celeb - where's my cheque?', the delicious Flavia from 'Strictly' and.... er...The Choir's Gareth Malone and all the Soldiers Wives on their Christmas smash hit single .

Going like hot cakes - order now in time for Christmas delivery...I have 6 pairs left in stock but can re-order as required.

ALL proceeds to SSAFA Forces Help.

PM me for details,


G'wan,g'wan,GO ON ! You know you want to !

Goats
I'm not too shy, I'm just worried that you lot will say "Bloody hell, why is that lad wearing knickers?".
 
#20
Well Mrs Finnisharrse is not the typical size of many of the married ladies one has seen on patch.... hence the question.

But already it is, after years of marriage, a challenge to get her to use more "visually appreciative" undergarments rather than the pants, large, comfy, sexless that seem to be more in favor :)
 

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