NOTW Jokes

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Chodmeister, Jul 6, 2011.

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  1. Why all this fuss about Murdoch? How many times did he save Mr T's arse in the '80's and this is how we repay him?
     
  2. I had to read that 3 times. Nice one.
     
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  3. What does NOWT stand for??
     
  4. Nowt jokes, its clearly something free from a yorkshireman
     
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  5. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    You get fuck all free from a Yorkshireman.
     
  6. Too right. I work for one. The tight git.
     
  7. What do Rebekah Brooks and Levi Bellfield have in common?

    They're both in the shit for hacking Milly Dowler.

    Perhaps someone else can make the pun work better.
     
  8. Hi. I'm unable to answer my mobile phone at the moment, but if you leave a message The News of The World will email it to me later.
     
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  9. now THAT made me laugh!