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  1. I gaze at it like a puppy at a dry pigs ear

    What happens there?

    Do friendly sorts chat gayly?

    only notification i got told me i was banned for uttering stuff that was fine before the putsch

    lick me love me notify me. mwa mwa.

    my name is joe roberts i work for the state
     
  2. Is that the gallant Sgt/Major Joe Roberts of the RTR?

    You've done well since you got out of nick.
     
  3. A stolen line fro a Springsteen song from one of the most depressing albums EVER. Nebraska

    "Highway Patrolman"

    My name is Joe Roberts I work for the state
    I'm a sergeant out of Perrineville barracks number 8
    I always done an honest job as honest as I could
    I got a brother named Franky and Franky ain't no good

    Now ever since we was young kids it's been the same come down
    I get a call over the radio Franky's in trouble downtown
    Well if it was any other man, I'd put him straight away
    But when it's your brother sometimes you look the other way

    Me and Franky laughin' and drinkin' nothin' feels better than blood on blood
    Takin' turns dancin' with Maria as the band played "Night of the Johnstown Flood"
    I catch him when he's strayin' like any brother would
    Man turns his back on his family well he just ain't no good

    Well Franky went in the army back in 1965 I got a farm deferment settled down took Maria for my wife
    But them wheat prices kept on droppin' till it was like we were gettin' robbed
    Franky came home in '68 and me I took this job

    Yea we're laughin' and drinkin' nothin' feels better than blood on blood
    Takin' turns dancin' with Maria as the band played "Night of the Johnstown Flood"
    I catch him when he's strayin', teach him how to walk that line
    Man turns his back on his family he ain't no friend of mine

    The night was like any other, I got a call 'bout quarter to nine
    There was trouble in a roadhouse out on the Michigan line
    There was a kid lyin' on the floor lookin' bad, bleedin' hard from his head there was a girl cryin' at a table, it was Frank they said
    Well I went out and I jumped in my car and I hit the lights
    I must of done 110 through Michigan county that night

    It was out at the crossroads down round Willow bank
    Seen a Buick with Ohio plates behind the wheel was Frank
    Well I chased him through them county roads till a sign said Canadian border 5 miles from here
    I pulled over the side of the highway and watched his taillights disappear

    Me and Franky laughin' and drinkin' nothin' feels better than blood on blood
    Takin' turns dancin' with Maria as the band played "Night of the Johnstown Flood"
    I catch him when he's strayin' like any brother would
    Man turns his back on his family well he just ain't no good
     
  4. i could have done the one where the fella asks his bint to sit on his lap on the electric chair.

    how one so young knew so much misery is a mystery, and now he dances with his ninety year old mum.

    i crave love so anyone that wants to like me.......
     
  5. sallyanne i can accommodate.

    i love ryan adams and patty griffin also.

    the wife must never know so try not to wriggle too wildly.
     
  6. Do you want to suck me off?
     
  7. Forget it Jarrod. Haggler knows about bints and araldite, that in itself guarantees heterosexuality.
     
  8. Oh yuk.
     
  9. keep chasing and i may get curious