NOTIFICATION TO ALL ARRSE USERS RE LANGUAGE

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  1. NOTIFICATION TO ALL ARRSE USERS RE LANGUAGE

    It has been brought to our attention that some individuals have been using foul language.
    Due to complaints this type of language will cease.

    However, we do realise the importance of staff being able to express themselves when communicating.
    Staff are to refer to the list below, the OLD phrase is to be replaced with the NEW phrase

    OLD...................NEW

    No f*cking way.....I'm fairly sure that's not feasible
    You're f*cking kidding.....Really
    Tell someone who gives a f*ck......Have you run that by...???
    No c*nt told me.....I wasn't involved in that project
    I don't have f*cking time.....Perhaps I could work late
    Who f*cking cares.....Are you sure that's the problem
    Eat sh*t and die.....You don't say
    Eat sh*t and die, motherf*cker....You don't say, Sir
    Kiss my arse....So, you'd like my help
    You haven't got a f*cking clue.....You could do with more training
    This place is f*cked....We're a little disorganised today
    What sort of f*ckwit are you....You are new here, aren't you
    F*ck off sh*thead....Well there you go
    You're a f*cking w*nker....You're my supervisor, I respect you
    F*ck off....I'll look into it and get back to you
    F*ck off d*ckhead....I no longer require your assistance
    How did you make this piece of sh*t work......well done
     
  2. Should it not be ARRSE USERS?? :?
     
  3. MC,

    Reference your last post (above),

    You're my moderator, I respect you! Therefor, I'll look into it and get back to you.

    I think I love you
     
  4. It is now :wink: :lol:
     
  5. Users it is. :D
     
  6. What the fuck is wrong with my fucking language you cunts :evil:

    Bastards all bastards-fuck off! :wink:
     
  7. The filter missed cunts!
     

  8. Like most men after a few pints :D
     

  9. what you trying to say? :wink: :evil: :lol:
    must admit a fairfew are mor liable to swamp the bed than anything else!! :eek:
     
  10. That the belly button or left nostril dont count! 8O
    :lol:
     
  11. Oh!! i don't know :wink: :evil:
     
  12. I don't fukcin' swear. Never fukcin' have, never fukcin' will. :D
     
  13. Glad to fcukin hear it young man
     
  14. wiill you lot stop all the dcukin swearing!! you never hear me utter any bastrad swear words :lol:
     
  15. What the fukc are you talkin' about. Cnut, tw at, bastard, sh1t, bollox. I told you I don'y fukcin' swear. Must get this touret's syndrome sorted though. Bollox. 8O