NOTIFICATION TO ALL ARRSE USERS RE LANGUAGE

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NOTIFICATION TO ALL ARRSE USERS RE LANGUAGE

It has been brought to our attention that some individuals have been using foul language.
Due to complaints this type of language will cease.

However, we do realise the importance of staff being able to express themselves when communicating.
Staff are to refer to the list below, the OLD phrase is to be replaced with the NEW phrase

OLD...................NEW

No f*cking way.....I'm fairly sure that's not feasible
You're f*cking kidding.....Really
Tell someone who gives a f*ck......Have you run that by...???
No c*nt told me.....I wasn't involved in that project
I don't have f*cking time.....Perhaps I could work late
Who f*cking cares.....Are you sure that's the problem
Eat sh*t and die.....You don't say
Eat sh*t and die, motherf*cker....You don't say, Sir
Kiss my arse....So, you'd like my help
You haven't got a f*cking clue.....You could do with more training
This place is f*cked....We're a little disorganised today
What sort of f*ckwit are you....You are new here, aren't you
F*ck off sh*thead....Well there you go
You're a f*cking w*nker....You're my supervisor, I respect you
F*ck off....I'll look into it and get back to you
F*ck off d*ckhead....I no longer require your assistance
How did you make this piece of sh*t work......well done
 
#3
MC,

Reference your last post (above),

You're my moderator, I respect you! Therefor, I'll look into it and get back to you.

I think I love you
 
#5
Users it is. :D
 
#15
What the fukc are you talkin' about. Cnut, tw at, bastard, sh1t, bollox. I told you I don'y fukcin' swear. Must get this touret's syndrome sorted though. Bollox. 8O
 

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