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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Arte_et_Marte, Jan 27, 2012.

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  1. This is not a thread (with, or without a poll) regarding my dislike for any other arrse members.

    Fuck me, that makes a change.
  2. A crayon thread then?
  3. Fill 'yer boots mate.
  4. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    I think BiscuitsAB is a cunt!
  5. I wished I had eodmatt's lifestyle.

    Insanely jealous!
  6. I want to know when I can re-post my slutty titty avatar?
  7. Is that Biscuits AB, BiscuitsAB, Biscuits_ AB, biscuits ab, biscuits AB, BiSCuitS aB or some other compo snack based name.


    Easily confused of Cork.
  8. What were the Garibaldi ones called again?

    Fly crackers?
  9. I like mint slice biscuits.
  10. I am "reclaiming" my foreskin with the help of weights, belts, and clamps. Thought you should know.
  11. I am now looking on line for brain bleach for which to sponge away the most dreadful mental image I now have.

    Thanks for that Flagrant!!
  12. Just stitch the tongue from an old DMS on.
  13. What sort of weights exactly??? Are you standing on cliff edge with a VW camper tied to the end of it??? Or is it due to your Jewish disposition.....
  14. My mate 'Snakeskin' Dave, told me that the length and girth of his (considerable) manhood was due to his mother adopting a similar technique using string and a house brick on a daily basis.

    I've been on the same programme for a week now, and I must say it appears to be working...

    Well, me knobs gone black anyway.
  15. You've changed you have!