Note to self.

#1
Never stay off camp, drunk my chicks mums drink cabinet dry, failed to even poke the GF due interest in alcohol. now I face a 2 mile walk back, or just pertend i got run over. I feel like crying. Who ever said southerners were softys were lying. :p

sorry i forgot to add im currently using said mums laptop, with ash and sticky drink patches compliments of Rob.
 
#2
Posting when pissed, it's for winners!

If I where you mate I would 'pertend' to have been run over. You might need to break a few bones, get some bruising & 'gravel rash' is an absolute must.

You might even get a lift back & a sympathy shag next time you see her.

I've just looked at the time, it's 1000hrs here; it must be either 0630hrs-0730hrs where you are. You've plenty of time to tab it back into camp. Stop being a homo.
 
#3
Im willing to take the risk, and play in some gravel before i go back, its 6:40 right now, something tells me ill be doing enough tabbing tommorow afternoon, and yeah i meant pretend. You got a cure for spinning room?
 
#5
Go with God my son ;)
 
#6
Robert_Da_Hero said:
. You got a cure for spinning room?
Yep, get yourself on a spinning bike. You'll no doubt lose all the contents of your stomach, but it's probably for the best.......
 
#8
Never again, pretty sure my bowels made an appearance from my mouth today, expected I suppose when your still pissed at 7am, im sure i'll look back and laugh though. Maybe.
 
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#9
Robert_Da_Hero said:
Never again, pretty sure my bowels made an appearance from my mouth today, expected I suppose when your still pissed at 7am, im sure i'll look back and laugh though. Maybe.
I hope you just brazened the whole episode out. If your a woman you can claim that you dont remember anything from the night before and therefore carry on normal jogging.

Snakes with tits the lot of them.............
 
#10
Bottleosmoke said:
Robert_Da_Hero said:
Never again, pretty sure my bowels made an appearance from my mouth today, expected I suppose when your still pissed at 7am, im sure i'll look back and laugh though. Maybe.
I hope you just brazened the whole episode out. If your a woman you can claim that you dont remember anything from the night before and therefore carry on normal jogging.

Snakes with tits the lot of them.............
Remember what? :)
 
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Bottleosmoke

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#11
Robert_Da_Hero said:
Bottleosmoke said:
Robert_Da_Hero said:
Never again, pretty sure my bowels made an appearance from my mouth today, expected I suppose when your still pissed at 7am, im sure i'll look back and laugh though. Maybe.
I hope you just brazened the whole episode out. If your a woman you can claim that you dont remember anything from the night before and therefore carry on normal jogging.

Snakes with tits the lot of them.............
Remember what? :)
Aaah. You are fast my Padawan learner..........Sorry I cant do the spelling or the daft voice!
 

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