Note to Burglars; Don't burgle the home of a 300lb gay rapist...

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#4
What search engine, nay, search do you use to find this shit?
 

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#6
May never have happened... FALSE: Two Burglars Sodomized for Five Straight Days
There was no truth to this story. The newspaper clipping shown originated with the Sunday Sport,a British tabloid that publishes a mixture of softcore pornography, gossip, and outlandish stories such as "Donkey Robs bank," and "Aliens Turned Our Son Into a Fish Finger."

In addition to the story's dubious source, the photographs included along with it are also suspect. The image purportedly showing Harry "The Wolfman" Harrington has been circulating online since at least 2009, and one of the mugshots purportedly showing either "Garfield Morgan" or "Kim Gorton" actually depicts a man named Michael Patrick Kelly who was arrested in 2004 for lewd conduct with a minor.
 
#9
Its a bogus story

Its interesting though how amused everybody is and how people think they deserved it.
I'm not really a betting man but I will bet my life savings that if you change the burglars genders there will be outrage wailing and gnashing of teeth as the sisterhood rallies around for the poor victims.
 
#10
Due to a shortage of cell space, it has been decided hat they all three will have to share a cell as 'cellies'. The shieks and sreams from the cell block will be tremedous, as each burglas takes their turn in being Mother.....:lol::)
 
#14
Due to a shortage of cell space, it has been decided hat they all three will have to share a cell as 'cellies'. The shieks and sreams from the cell block will be tremedous, as each burglas takes their turn in being Mother.....:lol::)

Ah yes. That old joke.

'Do you want to be mummy or daddy?' asked the old lag.

'erm, daddy', stated the new boy, thinking on his feet.

'Splendid. Now come over here and suck Mummy's dick.'
 
#15
I spotted it as a fake story straight away. A real booty bandit like that would have been on the phone to his mates and invited them over for the party.
 
#17
Not sure what's more shocking - the Sunday Sport making a story up or that people on the internet will believe anything...
Sounds like the greatest newspaper ever. I'll not have anyone besmirchify this great tome.
 
#18
Sounds like the greatest newspaper ever. I'll not have anyone besmirchify this great tome.
Same place he read that Islamists are all right and it'd be great to let in Sharia law.
 
#20
Well, the two burglars had their back passages raddled so much, they handed themselves into the local Sherrifs office for a bit of peace and quiet. Little did they know that the County Jail was was full of 'back passage raddlers'....
 

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