Not the views of the sender but worth a chuckle!

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Two ABBOS were riding along the highway on a motorbike. They broke
down and started trying to hitch a lift.
A friendly trucker (Wilko) stopped to see if he could help and they
asked him for a lift. He told them he had no room in the rig because
he was carrying 20,000 lawn bowls.

The ABBOS put it to Wilko that if they could manage to fit in the back
with their bike, would he give them a lift, and he relented.
They managed to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back
of the wagon so Wilko the driver shut the doors and got off on his
way.

By this time he was really late and so pushed his foot down hard. Sure
enough the Highway Patrol pulled him over for speeding. The good
officer asked Wilko what he was carrying to which he replied
jokingly-- 'ABBO eggs'.
The Highway Patrol Officer obviously didn't believe this so wanted to
take a look for himself.
He opened the back door and quickly slammed it shut it and locked it.
Then he got onto his radio and called for immediate backup from as
many officers as possible.
The dispatcher asked what emergency there was that required so many officers.

'I've got a wagon with 20,000 ABBO eggs in it -2 have hatched and the
bastards have managed to steal a motorbike already'
 

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