Not the views of the sender but worth a chuckle!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by old chef, Jun 13, 2012.

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  1. Two ABBOS were riding along the highway on a motorbike. They broke
    down and started trying to hitch a lift.
    A friendly trucker (Wilko) stopped to see if he could help and they
    asked him for a lift. He told them he had no room in the rig because
    he was carrying 20,000 lawn bowls.

    The ABBOS put it to Wilko that if they could manage to fit in the back
    with their bike, would he give them a lift, and he relented.
    They managed to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back
    of the wagon so Wilko the driver shut the doors and got off on his

    By this time he was really late and so pushed his foot down hard. Sure
    enough the Highway Patrol pulled him over for speeding. The good
    officer asked Wilko what he was carrying to which he replied
    jokingly-- 'ABBO eggs'.
    The Highway Patrol Officer obviously didn't believe this so wanted to
    take a look for himself.
    He opened the back door and quickly slammed it shut it and locked it.
    Then he got onto his radio and called for immediate backup from as
    many officers as possible.
    The dispatcher asked what emergency there was that required so many officers.

    'I've got a wagon with 20,000 ABBO eggs in it -2 have hatched and the
    bastards have managed to steal a motorbike already'
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