Not the punchline

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by fartsac, Dec 11, 2004.

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  1. Can anyone help me come up with a joke for the following punchline (bit like Jeopardy):

    'It might be alright for you , but it's hell for us chickens!'

    Sounds a bit daft (perhaps) but I have been scratching my head over it for s few weeks now, and though some ARRSE 'Bandits' might be able to help out. :?:
  2. A cowardly Scotsman and an Big brave Englishman lived next door to each other. The cowardly Scotsman owned a hen that adored her owner but had no control over her egg laying muscles. Each morning the cowardly Scotsman would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast. One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Big brave Englishman's garden.

    He was about to go next door when he saw the Big brave Englishman pick up the egg. The cowardly Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Big brave Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.

    They argued for a while until finally the cowardly Scotsman summoned up his courage and said, "In my family we normaly solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the groin and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the groin and time how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg."

    The Big brave Englishman agreed to this and so the cowardly Scotsman found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Big brave Englishman and kicked as hard as he could in the balls.

    The big brave Englishman fell to the floor clutching his testicles, howling in agony for 30 minutes. Eventually the Big brave Englishman stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you." At, this the cowardly Scotsman said, "Aye Lad, maybe you should just keep the wee egg. 'It might be alright for you , but it's hell for us chickens!' :D
  3. fartsac, great name and outstanding avatar! :D
  4. Been away for a bit and missed out on a few posts - I'm still a Crow :oops: