Not surprised the Russians went into Georgia.

#2
Where did you find that bunch of dribbling spacktards???

Although some fair points when it comes to the slow v virused zombies! ;)
 

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#4
smudge67 said:
Where did you find that bunch of dribbling spacktards???

Although some fair points when it comes to the slow v virused zombies! ;)

It's a slow day at work, what can I say?
 
#8
old_fat_and_hairy said:
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

This guy is incredible too. I really admire him and want to be just like him!
FECK ME!!!!! Where did you dig that up from? I particularly like this line from the delusional spacktard:

Mall Ninja Spacktard said:
Yes Im not a Green Beret but guess what neither are you and unlike you I have to face unruly shoppers every day.
and this:

Mall Ninja Spacktard said:
I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls.
Now my screen is covered in coffee!
 

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#9
Read on. I particularly like his references to 'Neo-nazis shopping mall gangs' And how he expects further trouble from these 'Auastralians'.
 
#10
This has left me very worried about zombie infestations and neo-nazi shopping mall gangs!!!! FFS!!!
 
#11
old_fat_and_hairy said:
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

This guy is incredible too. I really admire him and want to be just like him!
Fcuking priceless!!
 
#12
What about when the 'East geeermans' buy the local neo-Nazis a Barett .50-cal? What a fcuking spacker child!!
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#13
I'll never look at the security guys at Tesco in the same light. They are protecting my 'virgin ass' and all my family from being raped and murdered.

And we thought we had some walts!
 
#14
FFS, I am dying with laughter here!!!!!!

I like this part where Gecko Spack is asking Specops Spack if he can have a job:

[quote="Geckon Mall Ninja Spacktard]The NYPD has dealt with the Crips long enough, they should be able to keep their heads above surface should I cease my endless pursuit of them, but I just have to wonder if working ops on a traveling freelance basis once again wouldn’t be just the thing to rejuvanate my career.

I wondered.

But then again I think of the mayors nephew, his face distored with tears and terror, the GAP employees who asked for my autograph, and had to settle for a cover identity’s signature, the flashbangs, and their acrid scent, the small of napalm in the evening breeze, as I crouch behind a shopping cart in the parking lot, the target practice with my dearest comrades and friends, the members of my teams, and our live fire exercises-Can I leave it all behind? should I?

Or is my life better spent as the silent, alert, stalwart, invisible guardian of the free mall…

I cannot tell.[/quote]

fcuking quality entertainment
 
#15
That has got to be one of the best wahs of all time!
 
#18
It's a wind up, read the last big paragraph about the attempt on the freedom of the 'coveted mortal combat console'. Looks like he had you lot as well.
 
#19
Bloody hilarious, have just read the whole thing! Quality!
 

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