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Just met up with one of my former instructors, last saw him back about 89ish,
To do with Rolf!, sort of,
Anyho, me, mess dinner night before, (reminded off my 2/ic recruit Inspection,due 04.45) Dinning in for new Sgts, fun all round, I was told I returned to pad at approx 04.00
OK,
Now its 04. somthing,
All instructors lined up, OK!
Leading recruits out onto TRG area , gets em formed up, reminded its their fitness run,
Oh fcuk!!!
OK, bucks up, takes lead, going strong, shouty man voice working, guts going to shite,
Decided to give shite to new intake from the rear!
Guts going to hurl!
2i/c sees what going on, not one to let the Bn down, good man,
Sees that I am flagging but keeping up, me, still shouty man,
I now see nigs are starting to get , shall we say tired,
Now, I AM FcKed, Spannered, call what you want,

2i/c: he was a fit twat, run the legs off a raceing pidgeon,

He started with 'Jake the peg' as in singing it!
His Weapon (OK, we all know the joke) SLR, was his 3rd leg,
And he still beat all nigs to the finish line,
(Still don't know how 'Cpl T K ' did that!)
Doing jtp with his weapon,


Butt to to ground of course!

Funny, You should have seen it!!

I've been told recently that said 2I/c made it RSm,

I know, have fun, but it was hilarious at that Tim, I still chuckle now!
 
I bet that made perfect sense while it was still inside your head.

The rest of the world however are missing a few details.

This of course makes you sound insane and/or drunk as a skunk.
 
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I bet that made perfect sense while it was still inside your head.

The rest of the world however are missing a few details.

This of course makes you sound insane and/or drunk as a skunk.
At that time, a bit of both helped
 
Presumably, your original post was the first thing you did after staggering home from the lunch time session?
 
a bit late but @The_Snail CARVERY. N° 2 is for me!:thumright:
 
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"Mein luftkischenboot ist von den aalen gevolt"

spelling is a bit suspect but a german girlfriend translated that for me (Soon became ex once she realised I wasn't really interested in learning boxhead sprachen.
 
"Mein luftkischenboot ist von den aalen gevolt"

spelling is a bit suspect but a german girlfriend translated that for me (Soon became ex once she realised I wasn't really interested in learning boxhead sprachen.
If she's hot learn the lingo.
 

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