Not sure what she wants

#1
Last couple of days, I have been getting back from work and have been greeted by the wife with comments such as.



"Your computer is switched on ready for you, Massa !"



"Here are your slippers, Massa !"



"Here is a beer, Massa !"



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Tonight it got to be too much!.



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"Stop calling me Massa! I wouldn´t be seen dead driving a sodding Ferrari!"
 
Z

Zarathustra

Guest
#4
Last couple of days, I have been getting back from work and have been greeted by the wife with comments such as.



"Your computer is switched on ready for you, Massa !"



"Here are your slippers, Massa !"



"Here is a beer, Massa !"



.



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.



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Tonight it got to be too much!.



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"Stop calling me Massa! I wouldn´t be seen dead driving a sodding Ferrari!"
Who cares?
 
#6
Not at all, but thank you for the chance to add another one to my fine count.

Throbber.
Why do you use the Username target stop but sign your posts as Throbber ????

And you are still a wanker in my opinion!!!! You have no idea who I am or who who my wife is.
If your comment had been remotely amusing, I would have been laughing with you.

Instead please change your username to match the signature ie "Throbber"

Regards
ECE-Tech
 
Z

Zarathustra

Guest
#7
Why do you use the Username target stop but sign your posts as Throbber ????

And you are still a wanker in my opinion!!!! You have no idea who I am or who who my wife is.
If your comment had been remotely amusing, I would have been laughing with you.

Instead please change your username to match the signature ie "Throbber"

Regards
ECE-Tech
Man up wet pants
 
#8
Why do you use the Username target stop but sign your posts as Throbber ????

And you are still a wanker in my opinion!!!! You have no idea who I am or who who my wife is.
If your comment had been remotely amusing, I would have been laughing with you.

Instead please change your username to match the signature ie "Throbber"

Regards
ECE-Tech
Yes i am sure you were the second man on the balcony, Kudos. Give your vagina a wipe down. Give that giant heed of yours a wobble and trot back off into your cave. It is a bit of banter, you posted in the Naafi.
 
#9
Why do you use the Username target stop but sign your posts as Throbber ????

And you are still a wanker in my opinion!!!! You have no idea who I am or who who my wife is.
If your comment had been remotely amusing, I would have been laughing with you.

Instead please change your username to match the signature ie "Throbber"

Regards
ECE-Tech
Certainly none of yours have been.
 
#10
Why do you use the Username target stop but sign your posts as Throbber ????

And you are still a wanker in my opinion!!!! You have no idea who I am or who who my wife is.
If your comment had been remotely amusing, I would have been laughing with you.

Instead please change your username to match the signature ie "Throbber"

Regards
ECE-Tech

My bold.
We don't care either.

Shiny
 
#11
Yes i am sure you were the second man on the balcony, Kudos.
Nope, that wasn´t me but like most of us here I have met a few walts claiming to have been that person.

Give that giant heed of yours a wobble and trot back off into your cave.
WTF?!

It is a bit of banter, you posted in the Naafi.
I know what to expect in Naafi bars, Sqn, Bty, Coy, LAD bars. 22 years experience of it.

Your pathetic attempt at "banter" comes nowhere close to the real life.

F**k off, you throbber

Regards
ECE-Tech
 
#12
Nope, that wasn´t me but like most of us here I have met a few walts claiming to have been that person.


WTF?!



I know what to expect in Naafi bars, Sqn, Bty, Coy, LAD bars. 22 years experience of it.

Your pathetic attempt at "banter" comes nowhere close to the real life.

F**k off, you throbber

Regards
ECE-Tech
I bet you were "Top Student" in all of your courses in your 22 years.
 
Z

Zarathustra

Guest
#13
Nope, that wasn´t me but like most of us here I have met a few walts claiming to have been that person.


WTF?!



I know what to expect in Naafi bars, Sqn, Bty, Coy, LAD bars. 22 years experience of it.

Your pathetic attempt at "banter" comes nowhere close to the real life.

F**k off, you throbber

Regards
ECE-Tech
Whoopty fucking doo
 
#14
This is going well.

I have just discovered a couple of tubes of Crimbo Pringles in the drawer where we keep the cat food and Woman has just returned from TescoBurys with a couple of bottles of half-decent Sancerre.

Anybody got a good Cheddar dip? Or salsa, maybe?
 
#15
Nope, that wasn´t me but like most of us here I have met a few walts claiming to have been that person.


WTF?!




I know what to expect in Naafi bars, Sqn, Bty, Coy, LAD bars. 22 years experience of it.

Your pathetic attempt at "banter" comes nowhere close to the real life.

F**k off, you throbber

Regards
ECE-Tech
You served 22 years and your this much of a bitch? You are more of a cunt than i thought you were. Or did you work in the Naafi bars, Sqn, Bty, Coy, LAD bars for 22 years. You should be proud of reaching lance jack. It is no mean feat.

Regards
Throbber.
 
#16
This is going well.

I have just discovered a couple of tubes of Crimbo Pringles in the drawer where we keep the cat food and Woman has just returned from TescoBurys with a couple of bottles of half-decent Sancerre.

Anybody got a good Cheddar dip? Or salsa, maybe?
Now that was a good wiity response worthy of the Naafi.
Thank you 40C.
All is not lost.

Regards
ECE-Tech
 
#18
Nope, that wasn´t me but like most of us here I have met a few walts claiming to have been that person.


WTF?!



I know what to expect in Naafi bars, Sqn, Bty, Coy, LAD bars. 22 years experience of it.

Your pathetic attempt at "banter" comes nowhere close to the real life.

F**k off, you throbber

Regards
ECE-Tech
Fuck me, someone's got the painters in....
 
#19
This is going well.

I have just discovered a couple of tubes of Crimbo Pringles in the drawer where we keep the cat food and Woman has just returned from TescoBurys with a couple of bottles of half-decent Sancerre.

Anybody got a good Cheddar dip? Or salsa, maybe?
Eating is cheating, or so I have been informed.

Sancerre sounds wonderful though, don't mind if I do. Grazie mille.
 
#20
Now that was a good wiity response worthy of the Naafi.
Thank you 40C.
All is not lost.

Regards
ECE-Tech
How much do you pay a month for your Head Dobber?

22 years in the Army? My fucking arrse, you touchy bitch.
 

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