Not sure if you should join a Gym?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Majorpain, Jan 6, 2010.

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    Its a pity that a photo wasnt provided of Vicky, im sure that she is beautiful inside...
     
  2. When did we all lose our sense of humour?

    Who's discriminating? The gym or the aliens? Mz Winter is probably a fat munter who's seen the inside of McDs far more frequently than that of a gym.

    Relatively clever and humorous advertising imo.
     
  3. Good drills, that man. :D

    Made I larf. :lol:
     
  4. I'd imagine a health conscious man-eating alien would go for the protein-packed, lean meat fitties first.

    Leave the scrag-end, cheap cut fat bast*rds 'til the quality supplies began running low, they'd be easier to catch, anyway.

    Unless they were doing a project on tallow candles or such like.

    Or old fashioned soap.
     
  5. Everyone knows they suck your brains out with a straw, it's the smart ones who need to worry.
     
  6. Its funny.

    Anyone that finds it offensive offends me.
     
  7. That's you, me and 90% of ARRSE safe, then. :D
     
  8. Nah, fatties will have more tender and more marbled meat. I'd go for that every time.
     
  9. You are Jeffrey Dahmer, gay cannibal, and I claim my tenner.
     
  10. I for one welcome our alien overlords.

    Let's see the fat cnuts try to argue themselves off the menu with talk of glands and big bones.
     
  11. Damn, rumbled...

    Why don't you, er, follow me...the tenner is in the basement. No, you go first...
     
  12. Ooh glands, big bones, yeah baby keep going, keep going...........
     
  13. Better crackling as well.

    Good ad - it was bound to get porker bleating (oinking?) over over it: More publicity.
     
  14. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
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    "Look, it's too much trouble trying to prise my cheeks apart for the anal probing due to my big bones. See my skinny mate over there? Far easier, your alien Magnificence. My glands mean that all of this belly is pure fat, your cholesterol will go through the roof"
     
  15. Won't it be more difficult to give an anal probe to a lard-arse?

    It's the thin cnuts who should be worried. At least my bum is safe.