Or dip your todger (cold infused beverages only)
I had a Troopy once whom I looked after well.
"Boss, you want a brew?"
"Yes, Cpl Fat_Cav, and can I have it without penis please!"
I don't know if he thought I hated him that much that to plunge my impressive manhood into a boiling hot brew
A fullscrew at Keogh barracks didn't realise that the reason he kept getting very strong coffee in the guardroom wasn't cos we liked strong coffee or that we were trying to prevent him from sleeping.
It was to hide the fact it was made with boiled piss.
This is why there was a second kettle in the guardroom while I was on a course there.