Not Speaking To Me

[vvaannmmaann]

Has anyone asked “The Question” yet?

 

[LouisetheSleaz]

Has anyone asked “The Question” yet?

Not yet.

 

[Civvy Scum]

Ask him if a gentleman's musk smeared on his top lip causes his botty valve to relax and get all drippy.

Disturbing amount of knowledge on the subject displayed there, Gheylord.

 

[Civvy Scum]

Kill him.


I would also like to recommend the use of fire and/or explosives. Its traditional (for me anyway)

If he knows where the knobhead live then either a gift wrapped turd in a box or a pint of petrol and an unlit match through the letterbox might have the desired effect.

 

[Old Stab]

You're going to stab him from the inside? Surely, it would be easier to leave the blunt end protuding from his chest cavity?

But what if he's run through from behind, so the pointy bit IS sticking out of his chest cavity?

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Not yet.

Give it time. It will happen.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

If he knows where the knobhead lives then a spring loaded/explosively detonated gift wrapped turd in a box

 

[deanol]

And here was me hoping for the Indian guy to be mocked for girl-like behaviour.

This thread is not going the way I thought it would.

You bunch of right-on wankers.

 

[deanol]

Has anyone asked “The Question” yet?

Yes, me. Twice.

Illiterate cunt.

Do you want a job? My new under-gardener needs someone to lift heavy things. You seem like the sort who lifts heavy things frequently and gets paid for it.

 

[Chef]

Tell them you are on Arrse & you knew Ronny & Reggie and would they like concrete boots for walking in the Thames with or becoming part of a new flyover also that Arrse has suggested they get a good shoeing.
Say mad frankie, Benny the bolt or Loony Lenny will be paying them a visit, they will suddenly like you for being manly to them.

Not Ronnie Pickering? That's a bit drastic.

 

[WALT]

Do a phantom shit on the toilet floor (or meeting room) then grass him up.

You haven't read the thread either. They're working from home.
I've got a better idea. Do a phantom shit during a Zoom meeting and blame him.
That should work.
I know that blackface is unacceptable, but is blackarrse ok?

 

[TheSockPuppet]

Yes, me. Twice.

Illiterate ****.

Do you want a job? My new under-gardener needs someone to lift heavy things. You seem like the sort who lifts heavy things frequently and gets paid for it.

If you haven't banged him out yet, then you are a melt.

Dripping on Teams does not count as chinning the cúnt. He's making you look a right fanny.

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Yes, me. Twice.

Illiterate ****.

Do you want a job? My new under-gardener needs someone to lift heavy things. You seem like the sort who lifts heavy things frequently and gets paid for it.

You seem to be under the misapprehension that I’ve read the entire thread.
As for working for you, why would I want you as an employer? I’ve never had weak and feeble employers, so why would I start now?

 

[Joker62]

But what if he's run through from behind, so the pointy bit IS sticking out of his chest cavity?

Your picture is a bayonet from an SLR, not a Sword bayonet from a Baker Rifle! You have to go some to get an SLR bayonet sticking out in front or he'd have to be around 5" thick!

 

[jarrod248]

He’s a sub bottom bitch boy. Smash his face into your desk while unbuttoning your trousers. He’ll melt at the length he’s so desperate for. All this lockdown he’s not been able to get on the Heath and he’s craving white thick cock.

 

[lokiuk]

If he knows where the knobhead live then either a gift wrapped turd in a box or a pint of petrol and an unlit match through the letterbox might have the desired effect.

Strangely, people actually bought cow turds in a box from Cards Against Humanity, they thought they were joking when they'd offered them for sale and then complained when they really received a cow turd in a box

 

[Lardbeast]

Disturbing amount of knowledge on the subject displayed there, Gheylord.

True. Your diary is most informative.

 

[Bile-Spewer]

And here was me hoping for the Indian guy to be mocked for girl-like behaviour.

This thread is not going the way I thought it would.

You bunch of right-on *******.

I don't think anyone here is being right-on, its more they've PID'd you as the weak, wetter than an otter's cnut, life-long civvy arsehole that most people despise. The fact you're a god botherer and can't control your children just reinforces the fact that even the RLC's band triangle player could pagga you into a coma.
I hope the indian guy gets you fired resulting in a downward spiral of homelessness, meth addiction, and penetration by connoisseurs of Kestrel Super Strength.
Your shitness is your weakness.

 

[Old Stab]

I don't think anyone here is being right-on, its more they've PID'd you as the weak, wetter than an otters ****, life-long civvy ******** that most people despise. The fact you're a god botherer and can't control your children just reinforces the fact that even the RLC's band could pagga you into a coma.
I hope the indian guy gets you fired and you descend into a downward spiral of homlessness, meth, and being penetrated by

I don't think anyone here is being right-on, its more they've PID'd you as the weak, wetter than an otters cnut, life-long civvy ******** that most people despise. The fact you're a god botherer and can't control your children just reinforces the fact that even the RLC's band triangle player could pagga you into a coma.
I hope the indian guy gets you fired resulting into a downward spiral of homlessness, meth, and being penetrated by toothless HIV positive connoisseurs of Kestrel Super Strength.

I don't think anyone here is being right-on, its more they've PID'd you as the weak, wetter than an otters cnut, life-long civvy ******** that most people despise. The fact you're a god botherer and can't control your children just reinforces the fact that even the RLC's band triangle player could pagga you into a coma.
I hope the indian guy gets you fired resulting in a downward spiral of homelessness, meth addiction, and penetration by connoisseurs of Kestrel Super Strength.
Your shitness is your weakness.

I didn't know you had a stammer.

 

[Bile-Spewer]

He’s a sub bottom bitch boy. Smash his face into your desk while unbuttoning your trousers. He’ll melt at the length he’s so desperate for. All this lockdown he’s not been able to get on the Heath and he’s craving white thick cock.

A super bottom, craver of the veiny treat and gargler of the glue. He fcuking adores the cock and posts dogshit threads like this purely for the abuse he knows he'll receive. His glans is stuck to his inner thigh with pre-cum alone.
Another page or two of abuse and a kid in his location will end up raped.

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