Not So Famous Last Words

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by The_Coming_Man, Jul 27, 2009.

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  1. Princess Di:

    "Put your foot down 'Enry... we'll lose them in that tunnel!"

    Freddy Mercury:

    "Don't bother using a condom.. I don't believe in safe sex"

    And so on.
  2. Maddie:

    "Yes I'd like to see some puppies".


    "You and your kind should be cleansed here"
  3. "...don't worry Eva, it's not loaded........."

    Adolf Hitler, 30th April 1945.
  4. "..................shut up you co(k, we're unsinkable and you tw*ts in the band- keep playing"

    Captain SS Titanic.
  5. JFK
    "Smile dear and wave, we're under the scope..." *BANG
  6. Why dont you sleep over? I can buy the jury any time


    Too soon?
  7. "..................what's that whistling noise?"

    Mayor of Nagasaki

    (The oldies really are the funniest, thank you T_C_M, this is great!)
  8. One of any number of girls:

    "I'd be delighted to see your celler Fred and Rose"

    Captain of the Space shuttle Challenger:*

    "Come on lads let the woman have a go at the steering"

    *insert any major disaster
  9. Captain of the Space Shuttle Challenger..

    "Oh for f*ck sake woman, if you're going to whinge constantly.. then you can F*cking drive!"
  10. Nelson - "Kiss me harder"
  11. Too slow :D
  12. The Goebels Children:

    "Mummy, this lemonade tastes funny!"
  13. "................the problem with modern socialists is....."

  14. King Harold:

    "Watch him with the bow down there, he'll have some fuckers eye out"
  15. "God grant me one wish before I die. Please keep the children safe."

    Farrah Fawcett