Not So Famous Last Words

#1
Princess Di:

"Put your foot down 'Enry... we'll lose them in that tunnel!"

Freddy Mercury:

"Don't bother using a condom.. I don't believe in safe sex"

And so on.
 
#2
Maddie:

"Yes I'd like to see some puppies".


MDN:

"You and your kind should be cleansed here"
 
#4
"..................shut up you co(k, we're unsinkable and you tw*ts in the band- keep playing"

Captain SS Titanic.
 
#5
JFK
"Smile dear and wave, we're under the scope..." *BANG
 
#6
Why dont you sleep over? I can buy the jury any time


MJ


Too soon?
 
#7
"..................what's that whistling noise?"


Mayor of Nagasaki

(The oldies really are the funniest, thank you T_C_M, this is great!)
 
#8
One of any number of girls:

"I'd be delighted to see your celler Fred and Rose"


Captain of the Space shuttle Challenger:*

"Come on lads let the woman have a go at the steering"

*insert any major disaster
 
#9
Captain of the Space Shuttle Challenger..

"Oh for f*ck sake woman, if you're going to whinge constantly.. then you can F*cking drive!"
 
#11
The_Coming_Man said:
Captain of the Space Shuttle Challenger..

"Oh for f*ck sake woman, if you're going to whinge constantly.. then you can F*cking drive!"
Too slow :D
 
#12
The Goebels Children:

"Mummy, this lemonade tastes funny!"
 
#14
King Harold:

"Watch him with the bow down there, he'll have some fuckers eye out"
 
#16
Jean Charles de Menezes:

"You ain't got the minerals to pull the trigger"
 

Auld-Yin

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#17
"This fucking thread is locked"

Most Mods over the past month.
 
#18
A real one (honest) at the Battle of Spotsylvania Court House in the America Civil War:
"I'm ashamed of you at dodging single bullets. The couldn't hit an elephant at that dista..........."
General John Sedgwick just before he fell forward with a bullet beneath his left eye.
 
#19
Jill Dando:

"Who the hell do you think you are banging on my door?"
 
#20
Cronkite, Walter :

"...And that's the way it is,"

Patch, Harry:

" Told you I'd beat that bugger Allingham. Navy, Pah!"


Sugden, Mollie:

"Where's my Pussy?"

Freud, Sir Clement:

"That wasn't deviation, I was just hesita....."
 
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