Not So Famous Last Words

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by The_Coming_Man, Jul 27, 2009.

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  1. Princess Di:

    "Put your foot down 'Enry... we'll lose them in that tunnel!"

    Freddy Mercury:

    "Don't bother using a condom.. I don't believe in safe sex"

    And so on.
     
  2. Maddie:

    "Yes I'd like to see some puppies".


    MDN:

    "You and your kind should be cleansed here"
     
  3. "...don't worry Eva, it's not loaded........."

    Adolf Hitler, 30th April 1945.
     
  4. "..................shut up you co(k, we're unsinkable and you tw*ts in the band- keep playing"

    Captain SS Titanic.
     
  5. JFK
    "Smile dear and wave, we're under the scope..." *BANG
     
  6. Why dont you sleep over? I can buy the jury any time


    MJ


    Too soon?
     
  7. "..................what's that whistling noise?"


    Mayor of Nagasaki

    (The oldies really are the funniest, thank you T_C_M, this is great!)
     
  8. One of any number of girls:

    "I'd be delighted to see your celler Fred and Rose"


    Captain of the Space shuttle Challenger:*

    "Come on lads let the woman have a go at the steering"

    *insert any major disaster
     
  9. Captain of the Space Shuttle Challenger..

    "Oh for f*ck sake woman, if you're going to whinge constantly.. then you can F*cking drive!"
     
  10. Nelson - "Kiss me harder"
     
  11. Too slow :D
     
  12. The Goebels Children:

    "Mummy, this lemonade tastes funny!"
     
  13. "................the problem with modern socialists is....."

    Bugsy
     
  14. King Harold:

    "Watch him with the bow down there, he'll have some fuckers eye out"
     
  15. "God grant me one wish before I die. Please keep the children safe."

    Farrah Fawcett