Not-so dull bastard

#1
Without making this a poll and posting suggested names (I might be biased)... please post a list of your top 5 ARRSE contributors below.

Yes, I know, it's a brown-nosing love-in, clusterfuck.

What......... you want me to go first? ? ? ?

Come on, this place is in dire need of some innuendo fuelled banter. So lets hear it: whose pants do you wanna get into?
 
#2
Joely richardson, cos I'm sure she uses Arrse under a clever identity.

She's probably JamieIsPantz
 
#3
1 + 2, Love to read the constant ORG/MDN banter. Makes my dull life a little brighter. ;D

3 + 4, Eagle and PTP challenge my Daily Mail / The Sun perspective on life. :eek:

5, Ramillies for his almost god like knowledge in all things.

could do with more nudity from the female members as an incentive to drop in though...............
 
#4
I agree - the MDN / ORG banter is fab - but as long as it's not JUST about their piss-ups. Unless they are going to include the lesser mortals in their next meet....

I agree that more nudity all round is required. That is what I hoped I would achieve by bringing the clusterfuck out into the open. :D

As for getting into peoples pants - I suppose as First Poster I should really open the bidding... but I'm not that brave...
 
#5
Catnip sounds good, but there is always Lipstick, Forces Sweetheart, Blondebint etc etc, What we need is fresh blood. Ladies of easy virtue who fit the following criteria:
1, Have no morals
2, Have or have access to a good digital camera
3, Dont mind posting lots of piccys
4, have no morals

Sorry to drag off thread but i have been down the Pub. ;D
 
#11
Well Para Talmer Pompkinson, otherwise referred to as PTP intrigues me somewhat... :) Where does he get all that time to go trawling thru the News sites every hour?

I wanna know if MDN and ORG are all mouth and no trousers.... or not.... Altho ORG's name does kind of put him automatically in the "crusty" bracket. Sorry.

I've checked - there is no Jamie is Pantz on here either. Shame!
 
#12
Are you saying you could fill PTPs Internet surfing time with something more 'homely'?

O is for Old, Old = Experience, Experience = Enjoyment. dont knock the man until you have tasted the fruit

there is more to come out i think. ;)
 
#13
www.reuters.co.uk

Tis big and clever, you can get a feed on your desktop via the news ticker....

And TPT is looking good since she came off the snow :)
 
#14
Sorry, shoulda putta huge grin next to the ORG comment. No offence - meant tongue in cheek... ! :D

Sure, there's more to come out. But I wanna hear from others first.

PTP - you said the internet was your life. I'm seriously concerned.... do you need your time filled by something more "homely"? :)
 
#16
No, I need my spare time filled by something wearing stockings and heels and advancing tactically up the duvet, malice aforethought :)
 
#18
She's not new

She's very lovely.

If she was new, then Jamie Badteeth would be playing Sade and getting pissed
 
#20
No, what I meant was , she's been the future Mrs. pongo for a bit now, as opposed to new, and she is lovely, as in she's uncommon pleasant to look at, and talented, with the worlds' worst PMT :(

...and she's crap around Vodka, ain't she Sniper_Bird? :)
 

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