Not-so dull bastard

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Wirecutters, Apr 18, 2003.

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  1. Without making this a poll and posting suggested names (I might be biased)... please post a list of your top 5 ARRSE contributors below.

    Yes, I know, it's a brown-nosing love-in, clusterfuck.

    What......... you want me to go first? ? ? ?

    Come on, this place is in dire need of some innuendo fuelled banter. So lets hear it: whose pants do you wanna get into?
  2. Joely richardson, cos I'm sure she uses Arrse under a clever identity.

    She's probably JamieIsPantz
  3. 1 + 2, Love to read the constant ORG/MDN banter. Makes my dull life a little brighter. ;D

    3 + 4, Eagle and PTP challenge my Daily Mail / The Sun perspective on life. :eek:

    5, Ramillies for his almost god like knowledge in all things.

    could do with more nudity from the female members as an incentive to drop in though...............
  4. I agree - the MDN / ORG banter is fab - but as long as it's not JUST about their piss-ups. Unless they are going to include the lesser mortals in their next meet....

    I agree that more nudity all round is required. That is what I hoped I would achieve by bringing the clusterfuck out into the open. :D

    As for getting into peoples pants - I suppose as First Poster I should really open the bidding... but I'm not that brave...
  5. Catnip sounds good, but there is always Lipstick, Forces Sweetheart, Blondebint etc etc, What we need is fresh blood. Ladies of easy virtue who fit the following criteria:
    1, Have no morals
    2, Have or have access to a good digital camera
    3, Dont mind posting lots of piccys
    4, have no morals

    Sorry to drag off thread but i have been down the Pub. ;D
  6. Off thread? NO, this is ON-thread! I'm just too shy to nominate....
  7. come on man! stand up and be counted! who is the object of your desire? 8)
  8. man? See that pink symbol over

    <~~~~ there? I'm a chick....
  9. i have been down the pub!
  10. Attention to detail has never been my strong point
  11. Well Para Talmer Pompkinson, otherwise referred to as PTP intrigues me somewhat... :) Where does he get all that time to go trawling thru the News sites every hour?

    I wanna know if MDN and ORG are all mouth and no trousers.... or not.... Altho ORG's name does kind of put him automatically in the "crusty" bracket. Sorry.

    I've checked - there is no Jamie is Pantz on here either. Shame!
  12. Are you saying you could fill PTPs Internet surfing time with something more 'homely'?

    O is for Old, Old = Experience, Experience = Enjoyment. dont knock the man until you have tasted the fruit

    there is more to come out i think. ;)

    Tis big and clever, you can get a feed on your desktop via the news ticker....

    And TPT is looking good since she came off the snow :)
  14. Sorry, shoulda putta huge grin next to the ORG comment. No offence - meant tongue in cheek... ! :D

    Sure, there's more to come out. But I wanna hear from others first.

    PTP - you said the internet was your life. I'm seriously concerned.... do you need your time filled by something more "homely"? :)
  15. Is that you trying to tell me that photos are definitely required?