Not quite what the Wee Free had in mind?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by abacus, Oct 8, 2005.

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  1. abacus

    abacus LE

    Britney Spears is an anagram of Presbyterians. Discuss.
     
  2. abacus

    abacus LE

    Yes she is.
     
  3. poet

    poet War Hero

    Could you use words I would understand?
     
  4. Yes_Sir!

    Yes_Sir! War Hero

    George Bush He bugs Gore.
    President Bush of the USA A fresh one, but he's stupid.
    Osama bin Laden A bad man (no lies).
    The terrorist Osama Bin Laden Arab monster is no idle threat.
    Saddam Hussein UN's said he's mad.
    The president of Iraq, Saddam Hussein Press had to enquire if this man's dead.
    Milosevic Cos I'm evil.
    Adolf Hitler 1. Do real filth.
    2. Heil, old fart!
    Monica Lewinsky Nice silky woman.
    Margaret Thatcher That great charmer.
    Chairman Mao I am on a march.
    Emperor Octavian Captain over Rome.

    Aint cut and paste ace.
     
  5. Taytos

    Taytos Swinger

    ....
     
  6. abacus

    abacus LE

    the classicest classic of all time:

    Virginia Bottomley

    I am an evil tory bigot
     
  7. I just didn't want to discuss anything to do with Britney in case it quantified her as a life form.

    I'd much rather finger her whilst wearing her trailer trash hubby / brother / dad, on my fist.
     
  8. golddust

    golddust Old-Salt

    You'll all be tellin' me that Axl Rose is anagram of Oral Sex!!!