Not overly keen on the RAF

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Right back, for a while and was on the point of twisting jugulars and pouring bleach on eyeballs today today after a comment from a RAF guy....quote "You Army guys were walking in the mud doing nothing whilst the RAF were winning the war in the air"

"When were you last on ops" I said,

"Last year in the Falklands" he said,

I replied "No, when were you last on ops"

"I just told you" he said.......I left the room.

Cooled off now......back in room

"So why exactly do you only do 4 month deployments"

"We don't, we do 4 months and one day"

"Why"

"Because you have to do over 4 months to qualify for R&R"

I left the room again.

Bit of a rant I know but if any Falkland vets (I am not one) want any comments relayed.... I'll do so with a whole heap of shut the fcuk up cnut!
 
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It's those WRVS women I hate. Not a tour between them. F*cking walting it about in their blue frocks, rattling tins at you. And whatsmore...they don't make their own f*cking cakes. I caught some of the bitches in Greggs. Walting c*nts.
 
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Biscuits_AB said:
It's those WRVS women I hate. Not a tour between them. F*cking walting it about in their blue frocks, rattling tins at you. And whatsmore...they don't make their own f*cking cakes. I caught some of the bitches in Greggs. Walting c*nts.
They have games though, I like women who have games, it excites me. Never caught them in Greggs though, I'll take your word for it
 
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Biscuits_AB said:
It's those WRVS women I hate. Not a tour between them. F*cking walting it about in their blue frocks, rattling tins at you. And whatsmore...they don't make their own f*cking cakes. I caught some of the bitches in Greggs. Walting c*nts.
They turn me on - no not the cakes
 
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watertight said:
Right back, for a while and was on the point of twisting jugulars and pouring bleach on eyeballs today today after a comment from a RAF guy....quote "You Army guys were walking in the mud doing nothing whilst the RAF were winning the war in the air"

"When were you last on ops" I said,

"Last year in the Falklands" he said,

I replied "No, when were you last on ops"

"I just told you" he said.......I left the room.

Cooled off now......back in room

"So why exactly do you only do 4 month deployments"

"We don't, we do 4 months and one day"

"Why"

"Because you have to do over 4 months to qualify for R&R"

I left the room again.

Bit of a rant I know but if any Falkland vets (I am not one) want any comments relayed.... I'll do so with a whole heap of shut the fcuk up cnut!
Show him this picture this is what they did if they never got R&R
 

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Daytona955 said:
Biscuits_AB said:
It's those WRVS women I hate. Not a tour between them. F*cking walting it about in their blue frocks, rattling tins at you. And whatsmore...they don't make their own f*cking cakes. I caught some of the bitches in Greggs. Walting c*nts.
They turn me on - no not the cakes
I think that is when MILF became a meaning to me
 
#11
Yes but look below cockpit thats a rocks trench its parked its self on top of, lucky it wasnt stand too. It was O.C 1 sqn harries who was flying it at the time at SAN Carlos
 
#12
"You Army guys were walking in the mud doing nothing whilst the RAF were winning the war in the air"
If that were said in here it would be a blatant troll... Maybe he's a genius and has taken to trolling in real life... You certainly bit... :D
 
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Airborne_Aircrew said:
"You Army guys were walking in the mud doing nothing whilst the RAF were winning the war in the air"
If that were said in here it would be a blatant troll... Maybe he's a genius and has taken to trolling in real life... You certainly bit... :D
Of course I bit, muddy boots and all.....
 
#17
Cool, muddy boots all round, I mean looks damp around the cockpit so his flying boots must have picked some muck up. How did he get out though, no sign of ejaculation?
 
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no sign of ejaculation
Then you have no idea what you are looking at... There's clearly been some "cockpit shenanigans"...

And you fcukers wonder why the Regiment exists... You lot can't tell a wreck from a serviceable aircraft... How would you tell a technician from a target dummy??? :roll:

This is the Army's problem and the reason for the Regiment, you don't or can't be trusted to think at any level higher than "Yes Sir"... Any clue what a BFI is and why it's important? Never mind...

NOTE: The question is for the idiot, not all you "Google Queens" so hush...
 

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