Not my fault just repeating it


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A young lady standing weeping outside a car. A soldier walks up and asks what the problem is. It turns out she's locked the keys in the car.
'Simple' says the soldier and drops his trousers, rolls them into a ball and rubs them on the door. Door pops open.
'How did you do that'?
'Good job I was wearing my khakis'

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