Not my fault just repeating it

Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by skid2, Jan 21, 2013.

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  1. skid2

    skid2 LE Book Reviewer

    A young lady standing weeping outside a car. A soldier walks up and asks what the problem is. It turns out she's locked the keys in the car.
    'Simple' says the soldier and drops his trousers, rolls them into a ball and rubs them on the door. Door pops open.
    'How did you do that'?
    'Good job I was wearing my khakis'

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  2. sirbhp

    sirbhp LE Book Reviewer

    aggggghhhhhhh. call a cab .

  3. I'll make that 2

    BTW, I'm nicking that one
  4. i warned ya pebbles, i bloody warned ya, gonna have ya i am.....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
  5. This is where I nicked it from numbnuts :slow:
  6. its all reletive to the origional equation matey, stand by